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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

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I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.
As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!
Another Club Man Murdered!"
Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.
Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.
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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels is here in full — 120 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.
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As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!
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Another Club Man Murdered!"
/əˈnʌðər klʌb mæn ˈmɜːrdərd/
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Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.
/ˈkerləsli ˈθroʊɪŋ ə sent tuː ðə bɔɪ kent ˈpɜːrtʃəst ə ˈpeɪpər ənd red ðə briːf ˈnoʊtəs ʌv ðə ˈtrædʒədi/
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Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

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indication noun US /ˌɪndəˈkeɪʃən/

something that serves to indicate or suggest

From this reading “Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.”

indications noun US /ˌɪndəˈkeɪʃənz/

plural of “indication” — something that serves to indicate or suggest

From this reading “Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.”

Kelly noun US /ˈkeli/

United States circus clown (1898-1979)

From this reading “Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.”

Kent noun US /kent/

a county in southeastern England on the English Channel; formerly an Anglo-Saxon kingdom, it was the first to be colonized by the Romans

From this reading “I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.”

leapt verb US /lept/

inflected form of “leap” — move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading “I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.”

Riverside noun US /ˈrɪvərsaɪd/

the bank of a river

From this reading “I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.”

speeding noun US /ˈspiːdɪŋ/

changing location rapidly

From this reading “I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.”

uptown noun US /ˈʌpˈtaʊn/

a residential part of town away from the central commercial district

From this reading “As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

AnotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Another Club Man Murdered!"

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

bon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

briefadjectiveUS /briːf/

of short duration or distance

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

callingnounUS /ˈkɔːlɪŋ/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

carnounUS /kɑːr/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

CarelesslyadverbUS /ˈkerləsli/

without care or concern

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

centnounUS /sent/

a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

DriveverbUS /draɪv/

operate or control a vehicle

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

HERdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

indicationnounUS /ˌɪndəˈkeɪʃən/

something that serves to indicate or suggest

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

indicationsnounUS /ˌɪndəˈkeɪʃənz/

plural of “indication” — something that serves to indicate or suggest

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

KellynounUS /ˈkeli/

United States circus clown (1898-1979)

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

KentnounUS /kent/

a county in southeastern England on the English Channel; formerly an Anglo-Saxon kingdom, it was the first to be colonized by the Romans

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

Kivas

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

leaptverbUS /lept/

inflected form of “leap” — move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

LIFEnounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

MurderedadjectiveUS /ˈmɜːrdərd/

killed unlawfully

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

MUSTmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

newsboynoun

a boy who delivers newspapers

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

northnounUS /nɔːrθ/

the region of the United States lying to the north of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

noticenounUS /ˈnoʊtəs/

an announcement containing information about an event

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

purchasedverbUS /ˈpɜːrtʃəst/

past form of “purchase” — obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

residencenounUS /ˈrezɪdəns/

any address at which you dwell more than temporarily

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

RiversidenounUS /ˈrɪvərsaɪd/

the bank of a river

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

SAVEprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

speedingnounUS /ˈspiːdɪŋ/

changing location rapidly

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

surfacenounUS /ˈsɜːrfəs/

the outer boundary of an artifact or a material layer constituting or resembling such a boundary

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

throwingverbUS /ˈθroʊɪŋ/

-ing form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

towardsprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrdz/

in the direction of

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

tragedynounUS /ˈtrædʒədi/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading Carelessly throwing a cent to the boy, Kent purchased a paper and read the brief notice of the tragedy.

Transome

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

uptownnounUS /ˈʌpˈtaʊn/

a residential part of town away from the central commercial district

From this reading As he passed uptown a newsboy was already calling, "Club Man Murdered!

vivant

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

well-knownadjectiveUS /ˈwelˈnoʊn/

widely or fully known

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading Kivas Kelly, a well-known club man and _bon vivant_, had been found dead in his residence on Riverside Drive, with every indication--or, at least, with a whole lot of indications--of murder.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

WithinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading I MUST SAVE HER LIFE Within a few minutes Transome Kent had leapt into a car (a surface car) and was speeding north towards Riverside Drive with the full power of the car.

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