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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

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THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.
"Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."
Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.
"That is not billiard chalk," he said, "it is face powder."
Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.
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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels is here in full — 5 sentences across 1 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.
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"Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."
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Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.
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"That is not billiard chalk," he said, "it is face powder."
/ðæt ɪz nɑːt ˈbɪljərd tʃɔːk hiː sed ɪt ɪz feɪs ˈpaʊdər/
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Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

billiard adjective US /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading “THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.”

chalk noun US /tʃɔːk/

A soft white limestone used for marking doors, stone walls, and slate.

From this reading “THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.”

elevator noun US /ˈeləveɪtər/

lifting device consisting of a platform or cage that is raised and lowered mechanically in a vertical shaft in order to move people from one floor to another in a building

From this reading “Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.”

Meantime noun US /ˈmiːntaɪm/

the time between one event, process, or period and another

From this reading “THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.”

Planet noun US /ˈplænət/

(astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

powder noun US /ˈpaʊdər/

a solid substance in the form of tiny loose particles; a solid that has been pulverized

From this reading “"That is not billiard chalk," he said, "it is face powder."”

self-contained adjective US /ˈselfkənˈteɪnd/

constituting a complete and independent unit in and of itself

From this reading “Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.”

sleeve noun US /sliːv/

the part of a garment that is attached at the armhole and that provides a cloth covering for the arm

From this reading “"Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

BILLIARDadjectiveUS /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

CHALKnounUS /tʃɔːk/

A soft white limestone used for marking doors, stone walls, and slate.

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

coatnounUS /koʊt/

an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

dropverbUS /drɑːp/

let fall to the ground

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

elevatornounUS /ˈeləveɪtər/

lifting device consisting of a platform or cage that is raised and lowered mechanically in a vertical shaft in order to move people from one floor to another in a building

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

employe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

ExcuseverbUS /ɪksˈkjuːs/

accept an excuse for

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading "That is not billiard chalk," he said, "it is face powder."

floornounUS /flɔːr/

the inside lower horizontal surface (as of a room, hallway, tent, or other structure)

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

greennounUS /ɡriːn/

green color or pigment; resembling the color of growing grass

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

groundnounUS /ɡraʊnd/

the solid part of the earth's surface

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "That is not billiard chalk," he said, "it is face powder."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

imperturbableadjective

not easily perturbed or excited or upset; marked by extreme calm and composure

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

ISauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "That is not billiard chalk," he said, "it is face powder."

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.

Masterman

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

MeantimenounUS /ˈmiːntaɪm/

the time between one event, process, or period and another

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

NOTadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

PlanetnounUS /ˈplænət/

(astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

powdernounUS /ˈpaʊdər/

a solid substance in the form of tiny loose particles; a solid that has been pulverized

From this reading "That is not billiard chalk," he said, "it is face powder."

puttingnounUS /ˈpʌtɪŋ/

hitting a golf ball that is on the green using a putter

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

SayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

self-containedadjectiveUS /ˈselfkənˈteɪnd/

constituting a complete and independent unit in and of itself

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

sleevenounUS /sliːv/

the part of a garment that is attached at the armhole and that provides a cloth covering for the arm

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

steppedverbUS /stept/

inflected form of “step” — shift or move by taking a step

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

THATconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

Throgton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading Throgton turned and looked the man full in the eye.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THAT IS NOT BILLIARD CHALK Meantime at the _Planet_ office Masterman Throgton was putting on his coat to go home.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Saying which this big, imperturbable, self-contained man stepped into the elevator and went to the ground floor in one drop.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Excuse me, sir," said an employe, "there's a lot of green billiard chalk on your sleeve."

Chapter 18 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 5 sentences, grouped into 1 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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