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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels is here in full — 73 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.
"I want four, four, four, four.
Is that four, four, four, four?
Mr. Throgton's house?
I want Mr. Throgton.
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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels is here in full — 73 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/14 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.
/juː ɑːr ˈpiːtər ˈkeli wɪˈðɪn ə fjuː ˈmoʊmənts kent wɑːz æt ðə foʊn/
Line 2
"I want four, four, four, four.
/aɪ wɑːnt fɔːr fɔːr fɔːr fɔːr/
Line 3
Is that four, four, four, four?
/ɪz ðæt fɔːr fɔːr fɔːr fɔːr/
Line 4
Mr. Throgton's house?
Line 5
I want Mr. Throgton.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

four noun US /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading “"I want four, four, four, four.”

kelly noun US /ˈkeli/

United States circus clown (1898-1979)

From this reading “YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.”

Kent noun US /kent/

a county in southeastern England on the English Channel; formerly an Anglo-Saxon kingdom, it was the first to be colonized by the Romans

From this reading “YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.”

moments noun US /ˈmoʊmənts/

plural of “moment” — a particular point in time

From this reading “YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.”

peter noun US /ˈpiːtər/

disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading “YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.”

phone noun US /foʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading “YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.”

want verb US /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading “"I want four, four, four, four.”

Within preposition US /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading “YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.”

All words in this reading · 22

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

AREauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

fournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading "I want four, four, four, four.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading Mr. Throgton's house?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I want four, four, four, four.

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Is that four, four, four, four?

KELLYnounUS /ˈkeli/

United States circus clown (1898-1979)

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

KentnounUS /kent/

a county in southeastern England on the English Channel; formerly an Anglo-Saxon kingdom, it was the first to be colonized by the Romans

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

momentsnounUS /ˈmoʊmənts/

plural of “moment” — a particular point in time

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Throgton's house?

PETERnounUS /ˈpiːtər/

disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

phonenounUS /foʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Is that four, four, four, four?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

Throgton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I want Mr. Throgton.

Throgton's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr. Throgton's house?

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading "I want four, four, four, four.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

WithinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

YOUpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading YOU ARE PETER KELLY Within a few moments Kent was at the phone.

Chapter 22 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 73 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 22 holds 73 sentences of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels, unabridged, divided into 15 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Words and structures a reader meets early in Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Winnifred
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Lawyer
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Looking
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Keenly
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.