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Wit and Humor of the Bible: A Literary Study
Wit and Humor of the Bible: A Literary Study

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WIT AND HUMOR OF THE BIBLE.
A LITERARY STUDY.
BY REV.
MARION D. SHUTTER, D. D.
"Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.
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Wit and Humor of the Bible: A Literary Study

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Wit and Humor of the Bible: A Literary Study is here in full — 450 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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WIT AND HUMOR OF THE BIBLE.
/wɪt ənd ˈhjuːmər ʌv ðə ˈbaɪbəl/
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A LITERARY STUDY.
/ə ˈlɪtəreri ˈstʌdi/
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BY REV.
/baɪ rev/
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MARION D. SHUTTER, D. D.
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"Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

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Arena noun US /ərˈiːnə/

a particular environment or walk of life

From this reading “"Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.”

Bibles noun US /ˈbaɪbəlz/

plural of “bible” — the sacred writings of the Christian religions

From this reading “"Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.”

copley noun US /ˈkɑːpli/

American painter who did portraits of Paul Revere and John Hancock before fleeing to England to avoid the American Revolution (1738-1815)

From this reading “"Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.”

Herbert noun US /ˈhɜːrbərt/

United States musician and composer and conductor noted for his comic operas (1859-1924)

Publishing noun US /ˈpʌblɪʃɪŋ/

the business of issuing printed matter for sale or distribution

From this reading “"Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.”

rev verb US /rev/

increase the number of rotations per minute

From this reading “BY REV.”

shutter noun US /ˈʃʌtər/

a mechanical device on a camera that opens and closes to control the time of a photographic exposure

From this reading “MARION D. SHUTTER, D. D.”

surprises noun US /sərˈpraɪzɪz/

plural of “surprise” — the astonishment you feel when something totally unexpected happens to you

From this reading “"Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A LITERARY STUDY.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading WIT AND HUMOR OF THE BIBLE.

ArenanounUS /ərˈiːnə/

a particular environment or walk of life

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

BIBLEnounUS /ˈbaɪbəl/

the sacred writings of the Christian religions

From this reading WIT AND HUMOR OF THE BIBLE.

BiblesnounUS /ˈbaɪbəlz/

plural of “bible” — the sacred writings of the Christian religions

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

BOSTONnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY REV.

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

COPLEYnounUS /ˈkɑːpli/

American painter who did portraits of Paul Revere and John Hancock before fleeing to England to avoid the American Revolution (1738-1815)

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

DnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading MARION D. SHUTTER, D. D.

HerbertnounUS /ˈhɜːrbərt/

United States musician and composer and conductor noted for his comic operas (1859-1924)

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

HUMORnounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading WIT AND HUMOR OF THE BIBLE.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

LITERARYadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəreri/

of or relating to or characteristic of literature

From this reading A LITERARY STUDY.

MARION

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MARION D. SHUTTER, D. D.

MASSnounUS /mæs/

the property of a body that causes it to have weight in a gravitational field

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

millionsnounUS /ˈmɪljənz/

plural of “million” — the number that is represented as a one followed by 6 zeros

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading WIT AND HUMOR OF THE BIBLE.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

PublishingnounUS /ˈpʌblɪʃɪŋ/

the business of issuing printed matter for sale or distribution

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

REVverbUS /rev/

increase the number of rotations per minute

From this reading BY REV.

SHUTTERnounUS /ˈʃʌtər/

a mechanical device on a camera that opens and closes to control the time of a photographic exposure

From this reading MARION D. SHUTTER, D. D.

SQUAREverbUS /skwer/

make square

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

STUDYnounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading A LITERARY STUDY.

surprisesnounUS /sərˈpraɪzɪz/

plural of “surprise” — the astonishment you feel when something totally unexpected happens to you

From this reading "Bibles laid open; millions of surprises."--_Herbert._ BOSTON, MASS., Arena Publishing Company, COPLEY SQUARE.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading WIT AND HUMOR OF THE BIBLE.

WITnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading WIT AND HUMOR OF THE BIBLE.

Chapter 1 of Wit and Humor of the Bible: A Literary Study by Marion D. (Marion Daniel) Shutter holds 450 sentences, grouped into 90 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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