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Wit and Mirth — Vol. 5
Wit and Mirth — Vol. 5

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Wit and Mirth — Vol. 5 is here in full — 236 sentences across 48 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 3 of Wit and Mirth — Vol. 5 by Thomas [Editor] D'Urfey holds 236 sentences, grouped into 48 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.
Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.
Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.
O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.
Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.
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Wit and Mirth — Vol. 5

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Wit and Mirth — Vol. 5 is here in full — 236 sentences across 48 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/48 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.
Line 2
Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.
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Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.
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O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.
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Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Before preposition US /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.”

Neither determiner US /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading “Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.”

Until preposition US /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading “Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.”

Vow noun US /vaʊ/

a serious promise

From this reading “Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.”

Would modal verb US /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

All

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

BeforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

bespoke

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

Boy

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

called

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

carve

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

caused

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

come

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

Company

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From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

cut

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

Daughter

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

dear

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

Death

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

desire

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

down

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

drink

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From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

eat

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From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

Fire

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

Flesh

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

forget

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From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

gone

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From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

high

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

home

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

IntoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

Lady

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From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

Lord

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

loud

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

made

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From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

Meat

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

minced

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

neitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

Now

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

Nunnery

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From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

O

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From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

parched

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

Pye

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

said

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From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

Scullion

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

see

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From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

she's

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From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

sit

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From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

small

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

solemnly

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From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

some

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From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

Step-Mother

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

Then

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From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

UntilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

up

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

Voice

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From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

VownounUS /vaʊ/

a serious promise

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Now when this Lord he did come home, For to sit down to Meat; He called for his Daughter dear, To come and carve his Meat.

Wherein

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From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Wherein her Flesh is minced small, And parched with the Fire; All caused by her Step-Mother, Who did her Death desire.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading O then bespoke the Scullion Boy, With a loud Voice so high; If that you will your Daughter see My Lord cut up the Pye.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Then solemnly he made a Vow, Before the Company; That he would neither eat nor drink, Until he did her see.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Now sit you down, his Lady said, O sit you down to Meat; Into some Nunnery she's gone, Your Daughter dear forget.