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Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays

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It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."
Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.
The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.
Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.
That is just the proper fashion, too.
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Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."
/ɪt ɪz ˈaɪrəni wen ˈloʊəl ˈspiːkɪŋ ʌv ˈdæntiz ˈɪntəməsi wɪð ðə ˈskrɪptʃərz ædz ðeɪ duː ˈiːvɪn ə ˈskɒl.ər noʊ hɑːrm/
Line 2
Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.
Line 3
The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.
Line 4
Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.
/ˌæˈnɔːn ðeɪ kʌm ˈswiːpɪŋ baɪ ənd ˈnevər steɪ tuː ˌɪnˈkwaɪr ˈɪntuː hɪz hɜːrt/
Line 5
That is just the proper fashion, too.
/ðæt ɪz dʒʌst ðə ˈprɑːpər ˈfæʃən tuː/

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abandons noun US /əˈbændənz/

plural of “abandon” — the trait of lacking restraint or control; reckless freedom from inhibition or worry

From this reading “The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.”

adds noun US /ædz/

plural of “add” — a condition (mostly in boys) characterized by behavioral and learning disorders

From this reading “It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."”

augmented adjective US /ɑːɡˈmentɪd/

added to or made greater in amount or number or strength

From this reading “Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.”

Dante's noun US /ˈdæntiz/

possessive form of “dante” — an Italian poet famous for writing the Divine Comedy that describes a journey through Hell and purgatory and paradise guided by Virgil and his idealized Beatrice (1265-1321)

From this reading “It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."”

indicates verb US /ˈɪndɪkeɪts/

third-person singular of “indicate” — be a signal for or a symptom of

From this reading “Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.”

ironical adjective US /aɪˈrɑːnɪkəl/

characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is

From this reading “Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.”

Lowell noun US /ˈloʊəl/

United States poet (1917-1977)

From this reading “It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."”

Scriptures noun US /ˈskrɪptʃərz/

plural of “scripture” — the sacred writings of the Christian religions

From this reading “It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

inquire into verb + particle

In this reading “Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.”

come sweeping verb + adjective

In this reading “Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.”

with tears preposition + noun

In this reading “Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

abandonsnounUS /əˈbændənz/

plural of “abandon” — the trait of lacking restraint or control; reckless freedom from inhibition or worry

From this reading The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.

actionsnounUS /ˈækʃənz/

plural of “action” — something done (usually as opposed to something said)

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

addsnounUS /ædz/

plural of “add” — a condition (mostly in boys) characterized by behavioral and learning disorders

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

AnonadverbUS /ˌæˈnɔːn/

at another time

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

augmentedadjectiveUS /ɑːɡˈmentɪd/

added to or made greater in amount or number or strength

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.

Dante'snounUS /ˈdæntiz/

possessive form of “dante” — an Italian poet famous for writing the Divine Comedy that describes a journey through Hell and purgatory and paradise guided by Virgil and his idealized Beatrice (1265-1321)

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

deernounUS /dɪr/

distinguished from Bovidae by the male's having solid deciduous antlers

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

fashionnounUS /ˈfæʃən/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading That is just the proper fashion, too.

harmnounUS /hɑːrm/

any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

herdnounUS /hɜːrd/

a group of cattle or sheep or other domestic mammals all of the same kind that are herded by humans

From this reading The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

indicatesverbUS /ˈɪndɪkeɪts/

third-person singular of “indicate” — be a signal for or a symptom of

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

inquireverbUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪr/

address a question to and expect an answer from

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

intimacynounUS /ˈɪntəməsi/

close or warm friendship

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

ironicaladjectiveUS /aɪˈrɑːnɪkəl/

characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

ironynounUS /ˈaɪrəni/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

Jaques

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From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading That is just the proper fashion, too.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

LowellnounUS /ˈloʊəl/

United States poet (1917-1977)

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

miserynounUS /ˈmɪzəri/

a state of ill-being due to affliction or misfortune

From this reading The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

partsnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.

properadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːpər/

marked by suitability or rightness or appropriateness

From this reading That is just the proper fashion, too.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading The herd abandons him: that is right,--misery parts company.

scholarnounUS /ˈskɒl.ər/

A specialist in a particular branch of study; a distinguished student.

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

ScripturesnounUS /ˈskrɪptʃərz/

plural of “scripture” — the sacred writings of the Christian religions

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

speakingnounUS /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

streamnounUS /striːm/

a natural body of running water flowing on or under the earth

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

sweepingadjectiveUS /ˈswiːpɪŋ/

taking in or moving over (or as if over) a wide area; often used in combination

From this reading Anon, they come sweeping by, and never stay to inquire into his hurt.

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It is irony when Lowell, speaking of Dante's intimacy with the Scriptures, adds, "They do even a scholar no harm."

woundednounUS /ˈwuːndɪd/

people who are wounded

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Jaques, in "As You Like It," is ironical when he indicates men by the actions of the wounded deer which augmented with tears the stream that did not need water, as men leave their money to those who have too much already.

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