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Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays
Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays

Chapter IX

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But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.
If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.
Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.
For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.
It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.
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Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays is here in full — 383 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.
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If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.
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Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.
/ðen ʃiː wɪl riːk dɪˈskredət əˈpɑːn ðə ˌɪndɪˈpendəns ʌv ˈwʊmən ənd ɪf ðæt biː ðə ˈspeʃəl kɑːz wɪtʃ ʃiː ˈædvəkəts hɜːr ˈprezəns ɑːn ðə ˈplætfɔːrm wɪl biː æn ædˈvɜːrtəzmənt ʌv ɪts ˈfeɪljər/
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For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.
/fɔːr ˈmænˈkaɪnd wɪtʃ hæz ˌɪnˈventəd ðə ˈmɑːtoʊ fɔːr ˈwʊmən wɪtʃ staɪlz hɜːr ðə ˈwiːkər seks dʌz nɑːt laɪk tuː biː ˈteɪkən æt ɪts wɜːrd ənd wɪl nɑːt sɪt ˈpeɪʃəntli wer ðɪs ˈwiːknəs bɔːrz ɪt/
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It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.
/ɪt wɪðˈdrɔːz ˈɪntuː ðə riˈtriːts wer ðɪs əˈkredɪtɪd ˈwiːknəs ɪz ə dɪˈlaɪt ənd ˈpaʊər/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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accredited adjective US /əˈkredɪtɪd/

given official approval to act

From this reading “It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.”

aspires verb US /əˈspaɪərz/

third-person singular of “aspire” — have an ambitious plan or a lofty goal

From this reading “If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.”

calculates verb US /ˈkælkjəleɪts/

third-person singular of “calculate” — make a mathematical calculation or computation

From this reading “If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.”

inadequacy noun US /ˌɪˈnædɪkwəsi/

lack of an adequate quantity or number

From this reading “If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.”

presumes verb US /prəˈzuːmz/

third-person singular of “presume” — take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading “If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.”

retreats noun US /riˈtriːts/

plural of “retreat” — (military) withdrawal of troops to a more favorable position to escape the enemy's superior forces or after a defeat

From this reading “It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.”

withdraws verb US /wɪðˈdrɔːz/

third-person singular of “withdraw” — pull back or move away or backward

From this reading “It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.”

wreak verb US /riːk/

cause to happen or to occur as a consequence

From this reading “Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

weaker sex adjective + noun counted as “weak sex”

In this reading “For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.”

on the platform preposition + article + noun counted as “on … platform”

In this reading “Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.”

presumes upon verb + particle counted as “presume upon”

In this reading “If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

accreditedadjectiveUS /əˈkredɪtɪd/

given official approval to act

From this reading It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.

advertisementnounUS /ædˈvɜːrtəzmənt/

a public promotion of some product or service

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

advocatesnounUS /ˈædvəkəts/

plural of “advocate” — a person who pleads for a cause or propounds an idea

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

alliesnounUS /ˈælaɪz/

the alliance of nations that fought the Axis in World War II and which (with subsequent additions) signed the charter of the United Nations in 1945

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

aspiresverbUS /əˈspaɪərz/

third-person singular of “aspire” — have an ambitious plan or a lofty goal

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

boresnounUS /bɔːrz/

plural of “bore” — a person who evokes boredom

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

burdenedadjectiveUS /ˈbɜːrdənd/

bearing a heavy burden of work or difficulties or responsibilities

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

calculatesverbUS /ˈkælkjəleɪts/

third-person singular of “calculate” — make a mathematical calculation or computation

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

cannot

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From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

causenounUS /kɑːz/

events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

claimsnounUS /kleɪmz/

plural of “claim” — an assertion of a right (as to money or property)

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

concealverbUS /kənˈsiːl/

prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

costumenounUS /kɑːˈstuːm/

the attire worn in a play or at a fancy dress ball

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

curiositynounUS /ˌkjʊriˈɑːsəti/

a state in which you want to learn more about something

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

deferencenounUS /ˈdefərəns/

a courteous expression (by word or deed) of esteem or regard

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

delightverbUS /dɪˈlaɪt/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

discreditverbUS /dɪˈskredət/

cause to be distrusted or disbelieved

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

exhibitionnounUS /ˌeksəˈbɪʃən/

the act of exhibiting

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

failurenounUS /ˈfeɪljər/

an act that fails

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

flowersnounUS /ˈflaʊərz/

plural of “flower” — a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

inadequacynounUS /ˌɪˈnædɪkwəsi/

lack of an adequate quantity or number

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

independencenounUS /ˌɪndɪˈpendəns/

freedom from control or influence of another or others

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.

inventedverbUS /ˌɪnˈventəd/

past form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

justifyverbUS /ˈdʒʌstəfaɪ/

show to be right by providing justification or proof

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

mankindnounUS /ˈmænˈkaɪnd/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

mottonounUS /ˈmɑːtoʊ/

a favorite saying of a sect or political group

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

patientlyadverbUS /ˈpeɪʃəntli/

with patience; in a patient manner

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

paysnounUS /peɪz/

plural of “pay” — something that remunerates

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

piquedverbUS /piːkt/

past form of “pique” — cause to feel resentment or indignation

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

platformnounUS /ˈplætfɔːrm/

a raised horizontal surface

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

Portia

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From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

presumesverbUS /prəˈzuːmz/

third-person singular of “presume” — take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

relationshipnounUS /riˈleɪʃənʃɪp/

a relation between people; (“relationship” is often used where “relation” would serve, as in `the relationship between inflation and unemployment', but the preferred usage of “relationship” is for human relations or states of relatedness)

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

retreatsnounUS /riˈtriːts/

plural of “retreat” — (military) withdrawal of troops to a more favorable position to escape the enemy's superior forces or after a defeat

From this reading It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

sexnounUS /seks/

activities associated with sexual intercourse

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

specialadjectiveUS /ˈspeʃəl/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

spontaneouslyadverbUS /spɑːnˈteɪniəsli/

in a spontaneous manner

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

stylesnounUS /staɪlz/

plural of “style” — how something is done or how it happens

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

talentnounUS /ˈtælənt/

natural abilities or qualities

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

unlessconjunctionUS /ənˈles/

except if; if not

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

weakeradjectiveUS /ˈwiːkər/

comparative of “weak” — wanting in physical strength

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

weaknessnounUS /ˈwiːknəs/

a flaw or weak point

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If she presumes upon the deference which man spontaneously pays to her sex, or calculates that curiosity will be piqued to see her exhibition, she cannot, even with the help of her natural allies, flowers, costume, and manner, long conceal some inadequacy for the part she aspires to play.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

withdrawsverbUS /wɪðˈdrɔːz/

third-person singular of “withdraw” — pull back or move away or backward

From this reading It withdraws into the retreats where this accredited weakness is a delight and power.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading But a woman, however poor she may be, and burdened with claims upon her relationship, cannot try to do what Portia did not need to do unless her talent can justify the attempt.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading For mankind, which has invented the motto for woman which styles her the weaker sex, does not like to be taken at its word, and will not sit patiently where this weakness bores it.

wreakverbUS /riːk/

cause to happen or to occur as a consequence

From this reading Then she will wreak discredit upon the independence of woman; and, if that be the special cause which she advocates, her presence on the platform will be an advertisement of its failure.

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