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"I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."
What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!
He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.
Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.
His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.
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Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays

Chapter X

Chapter 10 of Wit, Humor, and Shakspeare: Twelve Essays is here in full — 380 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."
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What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!
/wʌt ə riˈmembrəns ekˈstɔːrtɪd frʌm deθ ʌv ðə oʊld lʌv ðæt hiː ˈnevər kʊd kənˈsiːl frʌm ðə ˈmʌðərz ˈɪnstɪŋkt wɪtʃ wɑːz soʊ fɑːnd ənd klɪr/
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He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.
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Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.
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His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

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exaggerated adjective US /ɪɡˈzædʒəreɪtəd/

represented as greater than is true or reasonable

From this reading “His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.”

extorted verb US /ekˈstɔːrtɪd/

past form of “extort” — obtain through intimidation

From this reading “What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!”

listens verb US /ˈlɪsənz/

third-person singular of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading “He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.”

plunges noun US /ˈplʌndʒɪz/

plural of “plunge” — a brief swim in water

From this reading “His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.”

rant noun US /rænt/

a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion

From this reading “Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.”

reclaiming verb US /riˈkleɪmɪŋ/

-ing form of “reclaim” — claim back

From this reading “He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.”

reverie noun US /ˈrevəri/

absentminded dreaming while awake

From this reading “His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.”

shouldst modal verb US /ʃʊdst/

an old form of “should”, used with “thou”

From this reading “"I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."”

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plunges into verb + particle counted as “plunge into”

In this reading “His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.”

extorted from verb + particle counted as “extort from”

In this reading “What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!”

conceal from verb + particle

In this reading “What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

actionnounUS /ˈækʃən/

something done (usually as opposed to something said)

From this reading His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

backwardadverbUS /ˈbækwərd/

at or to or toward the back or rear

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

bodynounUS /ˈbɑːdi/

the entire physical structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being)

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

breaksnounUS /breɪks/

plural of “break” — some abrupt occurrence that interrupts an ongoing activity

From this reading His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

cannot

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From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

clearverbUS /klɪr/

rid of obstructions

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

concealverbUS /kənˈsiːl/

prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

dareverbUS /der/

take upon oneself; act presumptuously, without permission

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

despairnounUS /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

drawsnounUS /drɔːz/

plural of “draw” — a gully that is shallower than a ravine

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

exaggeratedadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzædʒəreɪtəd/

represented as greater than is true or reasonable

From this reading His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

extortedverbUS /ekˈstɔːrtɪd/

past form of “extort” — obtain through intimidation

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

fondadjectiveUS /fɑːnd/

having or displaying warmth or affection

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

formeradjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrmər/

referring to the first of two things or persons mentioned (or the earlier one or ones of several)

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

gravenounUS /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

Hamlet's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

hop'd

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From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

hopesnounUS /hoʊps/

plural of “hope” — a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

instinctnounUS /ˈɪnstɪŋkt/

inborn pattern of behavior often responsive to specific stimuli

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

Laertesnoun

(Greek mythology) the father of Odysseus

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

listensverbUS /ˈlɪsənz/

third-person singular of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

mother'snounUS /ˈmʌðərz/

possessive form of “mother” — a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

moveverbUS /muːv/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

PistolnounUS /ˈpɪstəl/

a firearm that is held and fired with one hand

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

plentynounUS /ˈplenti/

a full supply

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

plungesnounUS /ˈplʌndʒɪz/

plural of “plunge” — a brief swim in water

From this reading His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

rantnounUS /rænt/

a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

reclaimingverbUS /riˈkleɪmɪŋ/

-ing form of “reclaim” — claim back

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

remembrancenounUS /riˈmembrəns/

the ability to recall past occurrences

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

retrospectionnoun

reference to things past

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

reverienounUS /ˈrevəri/

absentminded dreaming while awake

From this reading His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

sacredadjectiveUS /ˈseɪkrəd/

concerned with religion or religious purposes

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

shouldstmodal verbUS /ʃʊdst/

an old form of “should”, used with “thou”

From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

silencenounUS /ˈsaɪ.ləns/

Complete absence of sound; a state of quietness and stillness.

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

spiritnounUS /ˈspɪrət/

the vital principle or animating force within living things

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

tavernnounUS /ˈtævərn/

a building with a bar that is licensed to sell alcoholic drinks

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

ThereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

thoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Therefore, Laertes has plenty of time to rant like Pistol in a tavern.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

tonguenounUS /tʌŋ/

a mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity

From this reading He listens thus to despair reclaiming former hopes, and it draws his spirit backward, so that the body cannot move and the tongue dare not break this sacred silence of his retrospection.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading His exaggerated action plunges into the grave of Hamlet's reverie and breaks it up.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading What a remembrance, extorted from death, of the old love that he never could conceal from the mother's instinct which was so fond and clear!

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading "I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife."

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