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Wit, humor, reason, rhetoric, prose, poetry

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.
Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.
True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.
They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.
They don't quit because they _can_, if they couldn't quit they would, because they can, they won't.
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Wit, humor, reason, rhetoric, prose, poetry

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Wit, humor, reason, rhetoric, prose, poetry is here in full — 425 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.
/ðer ɑːr jʌŋ men bɪˈfɔːr miː təˈdeɪ huː kæn drɪŋk ɔːr let ɪt əˈloʊn/
Line 2
Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.
/temˈteɪʃən tuː ðem ɪz noʊ mɔːr ðæn ðə ˈdʒentəl briːz ɪn ðə ˈbræntʃəz ʌv ðə oʊk ɪn ðə ˈziːnəθ ʌv ɪts streŋkθ/
Line 3
True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.
/truː temˈteɪʃən hæz bɪn əˈlɔːŋ ðer weɪ ˈbleɪzɪŋ hiːr ə ɡlæs ʌv waɪn ðer ə ɡlæs ʌv bɪr ənd ˈjɑːndər ə ɡlæs ʌv ˈwɪski/
Line 4
They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.
/ðeɪ kæn kwɪt wen ðeɪ pliːz bʌt ðə les ðeɪ pliːz ðə mɔːr ðeɪ drɪŋk ðə mɔːr ðeɪ drɪŋk ðə les ðeɪ pliːz/
Line 5
They don't quit because they _can_, if they couldn't quit they would, because they can, they won't.

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beer noun US /bɪr/

a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops

From this reading “True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.”

blazing adjective US /ˈbleɪzɪŋ/

shining intensely

From this reading “True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.”

oak noun US /oʊk/

the hard durable wood of any oak; used especially for furniture and flooring

From this reading “Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.”

quit verb US /kwɪt/

put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading “They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.”

temptation noun US /temˈteɪʃən/

something that seduces or has the quality to seduce

From this reading “Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.”

today noun US /təˈdeɪ/

the present time or age

From this reading “There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.”

whiskey noun US /ˈwɪski/

a liquor made from fermented mash of grain

From this reading “True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.”

zenith noun US /ˈziːnəθ/

the point above the observer that is directly opposite the nadir on the imaginary sphere against which celestial bodies appear to be projected

From this reading “Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading They don't quit because they _can_, if they couldn't quit they would, because they can, they won't.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

beernounUS /bɪr/

a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

blazingadjectiveUS /ˈbleɪzɪŋ/

shining intensely

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

branchesnounUS /ˈbræntʃəz/

plural of “branch” — a division of some larger or more complex organization

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

breezenounUS /briːz/

a slight wind (usually refreshing)

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They don't quit because they _can_, if they couldn't quit they would, because they can, they won't.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They don't quit because they _can_, if they couldn't quit they would, because they can, they won't.

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

gentleadjectiveUS /ˈdʒentəl/

soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading They don't quit because they _can_, if they couldn't quit they would, because they can, they won't.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

oaknounUS /oʊk/

the hard durable wood of any oak; used especially for furniture and flooring

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.

quitverbUS /kwɪt/

put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.

strengthnounUS /streŋkθ/

the property of being physically or mentally strong

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

TemptationnounUS /temˈteɪʃən/

something that seduces or has the quality to seduce

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

todaynounUS /təˈdeɪ/

the present time or age

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

TrueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading They can quit when they please, but the less they please the more they drink, the more they drink the less they please.

whiskeynounUS /ˈwɪski/

a liquor made from fermented mash of grain

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

winenounUS /waɪn/

fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They don't quit because they _can_, if they couldn't quit they would, because they can, they won't.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading They don't quit because they _can_, if they couldn't quit they would, because they can, they won't.

yonderadjectiveUS /ˈjɑːndər/

distant but within sight (“yon” is dialectal)

From this reading True, temptation has been along their way blazing, here a glass of wine, there a glass of beer and yonder a glass of whiskey.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading There are young men before me today, who can drink or let it alone.

zenithnounUS /ˈziːnəθ/

the point above the observer that is directly opposite the nadir on the imaginary sphere against which celestial bodies appear to be projected

From this reading Temptation to them is no more than the gentle breeze in the branches of the oak in the zenith of its strength.

Chapter 5 of Wit, humor, reason, rhetoric, prose, poetry by George W. Bain holds 425 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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