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Chapter VII · Chapter 7

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It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.
At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."
Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."
So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.
High license is another Missouri Compromise.
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Wit, humor, reason, rhetoric, prose, poetry

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of Wit, humor, reason, rhetoric, prose, poetry is here in full — 422 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.
/ɪt kept ˈbreɪkɪŋ aʊt dɪˈspaɪt ɔːl ˈledʒəsleɪtɪv riˈstrɪkʃənz/
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At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."
/æt læst kəˈlʌmbiə wɪð wʌn hænd ɑːn hɜːr hed ənd ðə ˈʌðər ɑːn hɜːr hɑːrt bɪˈɡæn tuː riːl ɑːn hɜːr θroʊn ənd ˈeɪbrəhæm ˈlɪŋkən siːzd hɪz pen ənd saɪnd ðə ˌprɑːkləˈmeɪʃən ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəl ɪˌmænsəˈpeɪʃən/
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Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."
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So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.
/soʊ ðə ˈlɪkər ˈkwestʃən wɪl biː ˈsetəld æz wɑːz ðə ˈsleɪvəri ˈkwestʃən baɪ ðə ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəl ˌevərˈlæstɪŋ ˌæbəˈlɪʃən ʌv ðə ˌmænjəˈfæktʃər seɪl ənd ˌɪmpɔːrˈteɪʃən ʌv ˌɪnˈtɑːksɪkeɪtɪŋ ˈlɪkər ɪn ðɪs ˈkʌntri/
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High license is another Missouri Compromise.
/haɪ ˈlaɪsəns ɪz əˈnʌðər məˈzʊri ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz/

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abolition noun US /ˌæbəˈlɪʃən/

the act of abolishing a system or practice or institution (especially abolishing slavery)

From this reading “So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.”

Columbia noun US /kəˈlʌmbiə/

a North American river; rises in southwestern Canada and flows southward across Washington to form the border between Washington and Oregon before emptying into the Pacific; known for its salmon runs in the spring

From this reading “At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."”

Emancipation noun US /ɪˌmænsəˈpeɪʃən/

freeing someone from the control of another; especially a parent's relinquishing authority and control over a minor child

From this reading “At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."”

importation noun US /ˌɪmpɔːrˈteɪʃən/

the commercial activity of buying and bringing in goods from a foreign country

From this reading “So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.”

intoxicating adjective US /ˌɪnˈtɑːksɪkeɪtɪŋ/

causing intoxication

From this reading “So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.”

legislative adjective US /ˈledʒəsleɪtɪv/

relating to a legislature or composed of members of a legislature

From this reading “It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.”

reel verb US /riːl/

walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading “At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."”

restrictions noun US /riˈstrɪkʃənz/

plural of “restriction” — a principle that limits the extent of something

From this reading “It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.”

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abolitionnounUS /ˌæbəˈlɪʃən/

the act of abolishing a system or practice or institution (especially abolishing slavery)

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

AbrahamnounUS /ˈeɪbrəhæm/

the first of the Old Testament patriarchs and the father of Isaac; according to Genesis, God promised to give Abraham's family (the Hebrews) the land of Canaan (the Promised Land); God tested Abraham by asking him to sacrifice his son

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading High license is another Missouri Compromise.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

breakingnounUS /ˈbreɪkɪŋ/

the act of breaking something

From this reading It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

ColumbianounUS /kəˈlʌmbiə/

a North American river; rises in southwestern Canada and flows southward across Washington to form the border between Washington and Oregon before emptying into the Pacific; known for its salmon runs in the spring

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

CompromiseverbUS /ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz/

make a compromise; arrive at a compromise

From this reading High license is another Missouri Compromise.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

despiteprepositionUS /dɪˈspaɪt/

although something is true; in spite of

From this reading It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.

EmancipationnounUS /ɪˌmænsəˈpeɪʃən/

freeing someone from the control of another; especially a parent's relinquishing authority and control over a minor child

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

everlastingadjectiveUS /ˌevərˈlæstɪŋ/

continuing forever or indefinitely

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

foreveradverbUS /fərˈevər/

for a limitless time

From this reading Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

HighadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading High license is another Missouri Compromise.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

importationnounUS /ˌɪmpɔːrˈteɪʃən/

the commercial activity of buying and bringing in goods from a foreign country

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

intoxicatingadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtɑːksɪkeɪtɪŋ/

causing intoxication

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading High license is another Missouri Compromise.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.

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From this reading Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

legislativeadjectiveUS /ˈledʒəsleɪtɪv/

relating to a legislature or composed of members of a legislature

From this reading It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.

licensenounUS /ˈlaɪsəns/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading High license is another Missouri Compromise.

LincolnnounUS /ˈlɪŋkən/

16th President of the United States; saved the Union during the American Civil War and emancipated the slaves; was assassinated by Booth (1809-1865)

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

liquornounUS /ˈlɪkər/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

manufactureverbUS /ˌmænjəˈfæktʃər/

put together out of artificial or natural components or parts

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

MissourinounUS /məˈzʊri/

a midwestern state in central United States; a border state during the American Civil War, Missouri was admitted to the Confederacy without actually seceding from the Union

From this reading High license is another Missouri Compromise.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

proclamationnounUS /ˌprɑːkləˈmeɪʃən/

a formal public statement

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

reelverbUS /riːl/

walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

restrictionsnounUS /riˈstrɪkʃənz/

plural of “restriction” — a principle that limits the extent of something

From this reading It kept breaking out despite all legislative restrictions.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."

salenounUS /seɪl/

a particular instance of selling

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

seizedverbUS /siːzd/

past form of “seize” — take hold of; grab

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

settledadjectiveUS /ˈsetəld/

established or decided beyond dispute or doubt

From this reading Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."

signedadjectiveUS /saɪnd/

having a handwritten signature

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

slaverynounUS /ˈsleɪvəri/

the state of being under the control of another person

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

thronenounUS /θroʊn/

the chair of state for a monarch, bishop, etc.

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

UniversaladjectiveUS /ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəl/

of worldwide scope or applicability

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading So the liquor question will be settled as was the slavery question, by the universal, everlasting abolition of the manufacture, sale and importation of intoxicating liquor in this country.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading At last Columbia with one hand on her head, and the other on her heart, began to reel on her throne, and Abraham Lincoln seized his pen and signed the proclamation, "Universal Emancipation."

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Then the whole world said: "It's forever settled."

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