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Witty Pieces by Witty People

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Witty Pieces by Witty People is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The Popular Series of Choice Novels.
A BOOK OF FUNNY STORIES.
AT PLAY.
528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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Witty Pieces by Witty People

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Witty Pieces by Witty People is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The Popular Series of Choice Novels.
/ðə ˈpɑːpjələr ˈsɪriz ʌv tʃɔɪs ˈnɑːvəlz/
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A BOOK OF FUNNY STORIES.
/ə bʊk ʌv ˈfʌni ˈstɔːriz/
Line 3
AT PLAY.
/æt pleɪ/
Line 4
528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Line 5
WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE.
/ˈwɪti ˈpiːsəz baɪ ˈwɪti ˈpiːpəl/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Choice noun US /tʃɔɪs/

the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading “The Popular Series of Choice Novels.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “A BOOK OF FUNNY STORIES.”

Locust noun US /ˈloʊkəst/

migratory grasshoppers of warm regions having short antennae

From this reading “528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.”

Novels noun US /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading “The Popular Series of Choice Novels.”

Philadelphia noun US /ˌfɪləˈdelfiə/

the largest city in Pennsylvania; located in the southeastern part of the state on the Delaware river; site of Independence Hall where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were signed; site of the University of Pennsylvania

From this reading “528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.”

Popular adjective US /ˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with great favor, approval, or affection especially by the general public

From this reading “The Popular Series of Choice Novels.”

Series noun US /ˈsɪriz/

similar things placed in order or happening one after another

From this reading “The Popular Series of Choice Novels.”

witty adjective US /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading “WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

FUNNY STORIES adjective + noun counted as “funny story”

an account of an amusing incident (usually with a punch line)

In this reading “A BOOK OF FUNNY STORIES.”

All words in this reading · 21

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

528

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A BOOK OF FUNNY STORIES.

ATprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading AT PLAY.

BOOKnounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading A BOOK OF FUNNY STORIES.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE.

ChoicenounUS /tʃɔɪs/

the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading The Popular Series of Choice Novels.

FUNNYadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading A BOOK OF FUNNY STORIES.

LocustnounUS /ˈloʊkəst/

migratory grasshoppers of warm regions having short antennae

From this reading 528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.

NovelsnounUS /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading The Popular Series of Choice Novels.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The Popular Series of Choice Novels.

PanounUS /pɑː/

an informal term for a father; probably derived from baby talk

From this reading 528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.

PEOPLEnounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE.

PhiladelphianounUS /ˌfɪləˈdelfiə/

the largest city in Pennsylvania; located in the southeastern part of the state on the Delaware river; site of Independence Hall where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were signed; site of the University of Pennsylvania

From this reading 528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.

PIECESnounUS /ˈpiːsəz/

plural of “piece” — a separate part of a whole

From this reading WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE.

PLAYverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading AT PLAY.

PopularadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with great favor, approval, or affection especially by the general public

From this reading The Popular Series of Choice Novels.

SeriesnounUS /ˈsɪriz/

similar things placed in order or happening one after another

From this reading The Popular Series of Choice Novels.

STORIESnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading A BOOK OF FUNNY STORIES.

StreetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading 528 Locust Street, Philadelphia, Pa.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Popular Series of Choice Novels.

WITTYadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE.

Chapter 1 of Witty Pieces by Witty People by Various holds 420 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 420 sentences of Witty Pieces by Witty People, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Witty Pieces by Witty People

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Popular
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Series
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Choice
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Novels
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