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Witty Pieces by Witty People

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Witty Pieces by Witty People is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.
The cow also watched him.
Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.
Mr. Bowser took the other side.
"What are you trying to do?"
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Witty Pieces by Witty People

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Witty Pieces by Witty People is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.
/ðə ɡɜːrl ənd aɪ wɑːtʃt hɪm æz hiː tʊk ðə peɪl ənd stuːl ənd əˈproʊtʃt ðə kaʊ/
Line 2
The cow also watched him.
/ðə kaʊ ˈɔːlsoʊ wɑːtʃt hɪm/
Line 3
Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.
/foʊks ˈdʒenərəli sɪt daʊn ɑːn ðə raɪtˈhænd saɪd ʌv ðə kaʊ tuː mɪlk/
Line 4
Mr. Bowser took the other side.
Line 5
"What are you trying to do?"
/wʌt ɑːr juː ˈtraɪɪŋ tuː duː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

approached verb US /əˈproʊtʃt/

past form of “approach” — move towards

From this reading “The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.”

cow noun US /kaʊ/

female of domestic cattle: "“moo-cow” is a child's term"

From this reading “The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.”

Folks noun US /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading “Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.”

generally adverb US /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading “Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.”

milk noun US /mɪlk/

a white nutritious liquid secreted by mammals and used as food by human beings

From this reading “Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.”

pail noun US /peɪl/

a roughly cylindrical vessel that is open at the top

From this reading “The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.”

right-hand adjective US /raɪtˈhænd/

located on or directed toward the right

From this reading “Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.”

stool noun US /stuːl/

a simple seat without a back or arms

From this reading “The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

right-hand side adjective + noun

In this reading “Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.”

sit down verb + adjective

take a seat

In this reading “Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.”

other side adjective + noun

In this reading “Mr. Bowser took the other side.”

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alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading The cow also watched him.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

approachedverbUS /əˈproʊtʃt/

past form of “approach” — move towards

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "What are you trying to do?"

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

Bowser

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr. Bowser took the other side.

cownounUS /kaʊ/

female of domestic cattle: "“moo-cow” is a child's term"

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "What are you trying to do?"

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

FolksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

generallyadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

milknounUS /mɪlk/

a white nutritious liquid secreted by mammals and used as food by human beings

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Bowser took the other side.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Mr. Bowser took the other side.

pailnounUS /peɪl/

a roughly cylindrical vessel that is open at the top

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

right-handadjectiveUS /raɪtˈhænd/

located on or directed toward the right

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

stoolnounUS /stuːl/

a simple seat without a back or arms

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Folks generally sit down on the right-hand side of the cow to milk.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading "What are you trying to do?"

watchedverbUS /wɑːtʃt/

past form of “watch” — look attentively

From this reading The girl and I watched him as he took the pail and stool and approached the cow.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What are you trying to do?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "What are you trying to do?"

Chapter 5 of Witty Pieces by Witty People by Various holds 420 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 420 sentences of Witty Pieces by Witty People, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

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