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Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

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JAYBIRD BOB'S JOKE.
"Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.
Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.
"'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.
Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."
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Wolfville

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of Wolfville is here in full — 152 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/30 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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JAYBIRD BOB'S JOKE.
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"Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.
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Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.
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"'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.
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Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

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bob's noun US /bɑːbz/

possessive form of “bob” — a former monetary unit in Great Britain

From this reading “JAYBIRD BOB'S JOKE.”

Doc noun US /dɑːk/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading “Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.”

humorist noun US /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading “"Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.”

jocose adjective US /ˌdʒɔːˈkoʊz/

characterized by jokes and good humor

From this reading “"'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.”

misleads verb US /mɪˈsliːdz/

third-person singular of “mislead” — lead someone in the wrong direction or give someone wrong directions

From this reading “"Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.”

morose adjective US /mərˈoʊs/

showing a brooding ill humor

From this reading “"'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.”

plumb verb US /plʌm/

measure the depth of something

From this reading “Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.”

somber adjective US /ˈsɑːmbər/

lacking brightness or color; dull

From this reading “"'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

BobverbUS /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

BOB'SnounUS /bɑːbz/

possessive form of “bob” — a former monetary unit in Great Britain

From this reading JAYBIRD BOB'S JOKE.

Cattlemannoun

a man who raises (or tends) cattle

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.

deemverbUS /diːm/

keep in mind or convey as a conviction or view

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

disp'sition

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

DocnounUS /dɑːk/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

he's

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From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

himse'f

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

humoristnounUS /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

JAYBIRDnoun

common jay of eastern North America; bright blue with grey breast

From this reading JAYBIRD BOB'S JOKE.

jocoseadjectiveUS /ˌdʒɔːˈkoʊz/

characterized by jokes and good humor

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

jocundadjective

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

JOKEnounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading JAYBIRD BOB'S JOKE.

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

misleadsverbUS /mɪˈsliːdz/

third-person singular of “mislead” — lead someone in the wrong direction or give someone wrong directions

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

moroseadjectiveUS /mərˈoʊs/

showing a brooding ill humor

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

nacherally

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

nothin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

Peets

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.

plumbverbUS /plʌm/

measure the depth of something

From this reading Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.

prairie-dog's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

shorely

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

slowlyadverbUS /ˈsloʊli/

without speed (“slow” is sometimes used informally for “slowly”)

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

somberadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːmbər/

lacking brightness or color; dull

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

tellsnounUS /telz/

plural of “tell” — a Swiss patriot who lived in the early 14th century and who was renowned for his skill as an archer

From this reading Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

WhateverdeterminerUS /ˌwʌˈtevər/

any or all of a kind, it does not matter which

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading Doc Peets tells him himse'f one day he's plumb wrong.

yere

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Whatever makes this yere jaybird Bob believe he's a humorist," said the Old Cattleman one afternoon as we slowly returned from a walk, "whatever it is misleads him to so deem himself is shorely too many for me.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

You-all's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'You-all's nacherally a somber, morose party,' says Doc Peets this time, 'an' nothin' jocose or jocund about you.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Your disp'sition, Jaybird, don't no more run to jokes than a prairie-dog's."

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