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Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts
Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts is here in full — 454 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Allen.
Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi thee.
Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o doing it.
Allen.
I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.
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Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts is here in full — 454 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Allen.
/ˈælən/
Line 2
Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love withee.
Line 3
Mrs. R. It’s a funny way odoing it.
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Allen.
/ˈælən/
Line 5
I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Allen noun US /ˈælən/

United States comedienne remembered as the confused but imperturbable partner of her husband, George Burns (1906-1964)

From this reading “Allen.”

doing verb US /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading “Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.”

done adjective US /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading “I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.”

love noun US /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading “Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.”

new adjective US /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading “Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.”

thee pronoun US /ðiː/

an old word for “you”, as the object, speaking to one person

From this reading “Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.”

word noun US /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading “Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

AllennounUS /ˈælən/

United States comedienne remembered as the confused but imperturbable partner of her husband, George Burns (1906-1964)

From this reading Allen.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.

doan't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I doan’t know how her done it, but her done it.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

Lunnun

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

RnounUS /ɑːr/

a unit of radiation exposure; the dose of ionizing radiation that will produce 1 electrostatic unit of electricity in 1 cc of dry air

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

smoshed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

theepronounUS /ðiː/

an old word for “you”, as the object, speaking to one person

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

thee've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

unnounUS /ʌn/

an organization of independent states formed in 1945 to promote international peace and security

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Mrs. R. It’s a funny way o’ doing it.

winoun

a midwestern state in north central United States

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Yes thee have, thee’ve smoshed un--that be the new Lunnun word; made un in love wi’ thee.

Chapter 2 of Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 454 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts contain?

Chapter 2 holds 454 sentences of Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts, unabridged, divided into 91 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 454 sentences, grouped into 91 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 91 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Vocabulary met early in Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts

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Piffin
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Allen
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Rollitt
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Cranbourne
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