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Worrying Won't Win
Worrying Won't Win

Chapter I

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"And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."
_Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."
_Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.
How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.
"I don't think so," Abe replied.
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Worrying Won't Win

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Worrying Won't Win is here in full — 387 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."
Line 2
_Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."
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_Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.
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How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.
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"I don't think so," Abe replied.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

casket noun US /ˈkæskət/

box in which a corpse is buried or cremated

From this reading “_Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."”

circulars noun US /ˈsɜːrkjələrz/

plural of “circular” — an advertisement (usually printed on a page or in a leaflet) intended for wide distribution

From this reading “_Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."”

concerns noun US /kənˈsɜːrnz/

plural of “concern” — something that interests you because it is important or affects you

From this reading “_Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."”

czar's noun US /zɑːrz/

possessive form of “czar” — a male monarch or emperor (especially of Russia prior to 1917)

From this reading “_Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."”

expose verb US /ɪkˈspoʊz/

expose or make accessible to some action or influence

From this reading “"And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."”

Hoover noun US /ˈhuːvər/

United States industrialist who manufactured vacuum cleaners (1849-1932)

From this reading “_Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.”

lunches noun US /ˈlʌntʃɪz/

plural of “lunch” — a midday meal

From this reading “_Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.”

Morris noun US /ˈmɔːrəs/

United States suffragist in Wyoming (1814-1902)

From this reading “How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

many times adjective + noun

In this reading “How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.”

morning mail noun + noun

In this reading “_Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “_Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.”

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2

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From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

50

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

Abe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

ain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

appetitenounUS /ˈæpətaɪt/

a feeling of craving something

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

betverbUS /bet/

maintain with or as if with a bet

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

casketnounUS /ˈkæskət/

box in which a corpse is buried or cremated

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

circularsnounUS /ˈsɜːrkjələrz/

plural of “circular” — an advertisement (usually printed on a page or in a leaflet) intended for wide distribution

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

concernsnounUS /kənˈsɜːrnz/

plural of “concern” — something that interests you because it is important or affects you

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

czar'snounUS /zɑːrz/

possessive form of “czar” — a male monarch or emperor (especially of Russia prior to 1917)

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I don't think so," Abe replied.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

exposeverbUS /ɪkˈspoʊz/

expose or make accessible to some action or influence

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

FacingnounUS /ˈfeɪsɪŋ/

a lining applied to the edge of a garment for ornamentation or strengthening

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

Frontispiecenoun

an ornamental facade

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

GermanynounUS /ˈdʒɜːrməni/

a republic in central Europe; split into East Germany and West Germany after World War II and reunited in 1990

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

HoovernounUS /ˈhuːvər/

United States industrialist who manufactured vacuum cleaners (1849-1932)

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

kickverbUS /kɪk/

drive or propel with the foot

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

KingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

lunchesnounUS /ˈlʌntʃɪz/

plural of “lunch” — a midday meal

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

mailnounUS /meɪl/

the bags of letters and packages that are transported by the postal service

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

Mawruss

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

maybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

MorrisnounUS /ˈmɔːrəs/

United States suffragist in Wyoming (1814-1902)

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

pnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

poisonverbUS /ˈpɔɪzən/

spoil as if by poison

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

PresidentnounUS /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

relatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈleɪtɪd/

being connected either logically or causally or by shared characteristics

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "I don't think so," Abe replied.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

shouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

sixty-cent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

suggestedverbUS /səˈdʒestɪd/

past form of “suggest” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

table-d'hote

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

they've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "I don't think so," Abe replied.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

throwverbUS /θroʊ/

propel through the air

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading How many times did I tell you you shouldn't eat that poison?'" " 50 "Perhaps it's because this here Lord George and King George is related maybe," Morris suggested.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

to-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

WilsonnounUS /ˈwɪlsən/

author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

won't

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From this reading "And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well throw the game to Germany and be done with it."

yer

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From this reading _Frontispiece_ "I bet yer over half a czar's morning mail already is circulars from casket concerns alone, Abe."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Facing p._ 2 "'So,' Mrs. Hoover says, 'you had one of them sixty-cent table-d'hote lunches to-day again, and now of course you 'ain't got no appetite.

Chapter 1 of Worrying Won't Win by Montague Glass holds 387 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Worrying Won't Win

Words and structures a reader meets early in Worrying Won't Win, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

They've
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Worrying Won't Win; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Mawruss
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Worrying Won't Win; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
President
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Wilson
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