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Writing for Vaudeville

Chapter IX

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PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.
Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.
You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:
How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?
If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.
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Writing for Vaudeville

Chapter IX

Reading 1/41 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.
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Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.
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You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:
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How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?
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If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Before preposition US /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.”

Every determiner US /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading “PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.”

Hand noun US /hand/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.”

Part noun US /part/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.”

Point noun US /pɔɪnt/

the main matter or purpose being discussed

From this reading “If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.”

Thought noun US /thought/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.”

Well noun US /well/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

acceptable

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

all

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

angle

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

BeforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

big

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

bit

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

business

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

characters

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

chooser's

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

chosen

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

clearly

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From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

determine

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From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

ears

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

eyes

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From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

hand

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From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

how

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From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

laugh-lines

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

likely

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From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

mapped

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

moment

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From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

moves

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

much

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From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

nearly

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

now

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

out

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

PAPER

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

partnounUS /part/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

pen

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From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

played

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

playing

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From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

the main matter or purpose being discussed

From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

points

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

put

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

PUTTING

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

ready

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

real

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

rings

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

selected

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

self-analysis

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From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

self-examination

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From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

simple

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From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

stop

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From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

succeed

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From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

taking

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From this reading Before "taking your pen in hand," stop for a moment of self-analysis.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

theme

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

thoughtnounUS /thought/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

turn

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From this reading If you have thought it all out, so that every bit of business moves before your eyes, as every point rings in your ears, you are very likely to turn out an acceptable two-act--if you have not played a "chooser's" part, and your points are real points.

TWO-ACT

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

very

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From this reading How much of my two-act have I thought out clearly so that it is playing before my very eyes?

well

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From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

writer

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From this reading You can now determine how likely you are to succeed as a writer of the two-act, by this simple self-examination:

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading PUTTING THE TWO-ACT ON PAPER You have selected your theme, chosen your characters, thought out every angle of business, and mapped nearly all of your points, as well as your big laugh-lines: now you are ready to put your two-act on paper.