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You can't win

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of You can't win is here in full — 58 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.
The Author.
The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.
An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.
The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

You can't win

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of You can't win is here in full — 58 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.
Line 2
The Author.
/ðə ˈɔːθər/
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The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.
/ðə ˌrevəˈleɪʃənz ʌv ə θiːf ɔːr ʌv ə ˈprɑːstətuːt ɑːr ˈraɪtfəli səˈspektɪd baɪ ðə ˈnɔːrməl ˈsɪtəzən ʌv ˈhævɪŋ bɪn drest fɔːr pəˈblɪsəti ˈiːðər senˈseɪʃənəl ɔːr ˌsentəˈmentəl ɔːr boʊθ/
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An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.
/æn ənˈsteɪbəl ɪˈmoʊʃənəlɪzəm ɪn ðə səbˈdʒekt pərˈhæps ˌsaɪkəˈpæθɪk ˌɪnˈduːsɪz ə ˌmelədrəˈmætɪk ənd ənˈriːl ˈtriːtmənt ʌv pæst ɪkˈspɪriəns/
Line 5
The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.
/ðə teɪl ɪz toʊld nɑːt æz ɪt ˈhæpənd bʌt ˈræðər æz ðə səbˈdʒekt laɪks ɪn ˈrevəri tuː θɪŋk ɪt ˈhæpənd ɔːr æz hiː bɪˈliːvz ðə ˈriːdər wʊd laɪk tuː hæv hæd ɪt ˈhæpən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

buckshot noun US /ˈbʌkʃɑːt/

small lead shot for shotgun shells

From this reading “With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.”

emotionalism noun US /ɪˈmoʊʃənəlɪzəm/

emotional nature or quality

From this reading “An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.”

foreword noun US /ˈfɔːrwɜːrd/

a short introductory essay preceding the text of a book

From this reading “With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.”

induces verb US /ˌɪnˈduːsɪz/

third-person singular of “induce” — cause to arise

From this reading “An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.”

prostitute noun US /ˈprɑːstətuːt/

a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

From this reading “The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.”

psychopathic adjective US /ˌsaɪkəˈpæθɪk/

suffering from an undiagnosed mental disorder

From this reading “An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.”

rightfully adverb US /ˈraɪtfəli/

by right

From this reading “The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.”

unnamed adjective US /ənˈneɪmd/

being or having an unknown or unnamed source

From this reading “With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

under the bridge preposition + article + noun counted as “under … bridge”

In this reading “With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.”

All words in this reading · 97

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading The Author.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

Baraboo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

beggarnounUS /ˈbeɡər/

a pauper who lives by begging

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

believesverbUS /bɪˈliːvz/

third-person singular of “believe” — accept as true; take to be true

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

bridgenounUS /brɪdʒ/

a structure that allows people or vehicles to cross an obstacle such as a river or canal or railway etc.

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

buckshotnounUS /ˈbʌkʃɑːt/

small lead shot for shotgun shells

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

citizennounUS /ˈsɪtəzən/

a native or naturalized member of a state or other political community

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

crippledadjectiveUS /ˈkrɪpəld/

disabled in the feet or legs

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

dedicatedadjectiveUS /ˈdedəkeɪtəd/

devoted to a cause or ideal or purpose

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

dirtyadjectiveUS /ˈdɜːrti/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

disreputableadjectiveUS /dɪsˈrepjətəbəl/

lacking respectability in character or behavior or appearance

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

dressedadjectiveUS /drest/

dressed or clothed especially in fine attire; often used in combination

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

drunkenadjectiveUS /ˈdrʌŋkən/

given to or marked by the consumption of alcohol

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

Dunne

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

emotionalismnounUS /ɪˈmoʊʃənəlɪzəm/

emotional nature or quality

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

experienceverbUS /ɪkˈspɪriəns/

undergo or live through a difficult experience

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

forewordnounUS /ˈfɔːrwɜːrd/

a short introductory essay preceding the text of a book

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

Francisco

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

FrankadjectiveUS /fræŋk/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

FremontnounUS /ˈfriːmɑːnt/

United States explorer who mapped much of the American west and Northwest (1813-1890)

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

HERRICKnounUS /ˈherɪk/

English lyric poet (1591-1674)

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

inducesverbUS /ˌɪnˈduːsɪz/

third-person singular of “induce” — cause to arise

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

jailnounUS /dʒeɪl/

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

JudgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

likesnounUS /laɪks/

plural of “like” — a similar kind

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

melodramaticadjectiveUS /ˌmelədrəˈmætɪk/

having the excitement and emotional appeal of melodrama

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

normaladjectiveUS /ˈnɔːrməl/

conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or level or type or social norm; not abnormal

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

OlderadjectiveUS /ˈoʊldər/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

pastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

prostitutenounUS /ˈprɑːstətuːt/

a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

psychopathicadjectiveUS /ˌsaɪkəˈpæθɪk/

suffering from an undiagnosed mental disorder

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

publicitynounUS /pəˈblɪsəti/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

readernounUS /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

revelationsnounUS /ˌrevəˈleɪʃənz/

plural of “revelation” — the speech act of making something evident

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

reverienounUS /ˈrevəri/

absentminded dreaming while awake

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

rightfullyadverbUS /ˈraɪtfəli/

by right

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

ROBERTnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

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From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

sawedverbUS /sɔːd/

past form of “saw” — cut with a saw

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

sensationaladjectiveUS /senˈseɪʃənəl/

causing intense interest, curiosity, or emotion

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

sentimentaladjectiveUS /ˌsentəˈmentəl/

given to or marked by sentiment or sentimentality

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

SticksnounUS /stɪks/

plural of “stick” — an implement consisting of a length of wood

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

SullivannounUS /ˈsʌləvən/

United States architect known for his steel framed skyscrapers and for coining the phrase “form follows function” (1856-1924)

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

suspectedadjectiveUS /səˈspektɪd/

believed likely

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

talenounUS /teɪl/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

thiefnounUS /θiːf/

a criminal who takes property belonging to someone else with the intention of keeping it or selling it

From this reading The revelations of a thief or of a prostitute are rightfully suspected by the normal citizen of having been dressed for publicity, either sensational or sentimental or both.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

treatmentnounUS /ˈtriːtmənt/

care provided to improve a situation (especially medical procedures or applications that are intended to relieve illness or injury)

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

unnamedadjectiveUS /ənˈneɪmd/

being or having an unknown or unnamed source

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

unrealadjectiveUS /ənˈriːl/

lacking in reality or substance or genuineness; not corresponding to acknowledged facts or criteria

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

unstableadjectiveUS /ənˈsteɪbəl/

lacking stability or fixity or firmness

From this reading An unstable emotionalism in the subject, perhaps psychopathic, induces a melodramatic and unreal treatment of past experience.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

WisconsinnounUS /wɪˈskɑːnsən/

a tributary of the Mississippi River in Wisconsin

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading With a foreword by ROBERT HERRICK This book is dedicated to Fremont Older, to Judge Frank H. Dunne, to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the San Francisco jail and to that dirty, drunken, disreputable, crippled beggar, “Sticks” Sullivan, who picked the buckshot out of my back—under the bridge—at Baraboo, Wisconsin.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading The tale is told not as it happened but rather as the subject likes, in reverie, to think it happened or as he believes the reader would like to have had it happen.

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