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You can't win

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of You can't win is here in full — 94 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.
Do I look like one?
I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.
I don’t see the face of a librarian.
There is no smooth, high, white forehead.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

You can't win

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of You can't win is here in full — 94 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/18 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.
Line 2
Do I look like one?
/duː aɪ lʊk laɪk wʌn/
Line 3
I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.
/aɪ tɜːrn maɪ tʃer soʊ aɪ kæn lʊk ɪn ðə ˈmɪrər/
Line 4
I don’t see the face of a librarian.
Line 5
There is no smooth, high, white forehead.
/ðer ɪz noʊ smuːð haɪ waɪt ˈfɔːrhed/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Call verb US /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.”

chair noun US /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading “I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.”

forehead noun US /ˈfɔːrhed/

the part of the face above the eyes

From this reading “There is no smooth, high, white forehead.”

high adjective US /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading “There is no smooth, high, white forehead.”

librarian noun US /laɪˈbreriːən/

a professional person trained in library science and engaged in library services

From this reading “I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.”

mirror noun US /ˈmɪrər/

polished surface that forms images by reflecting light

From this reading “I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.”

smooth adjective US /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading “There is no smooth, high, white forehead.”

turn verb US /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading “I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

white forehead noun + noun

In this reading “There is no smooth, high, white forehead.”

in the mirror preposition + article + noun counted as “in … mirror”

In this reading “I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.”

All words in this reading · 31

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I don’t see the face of a librarian.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

CallverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Do I look like one?

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don’t see the face of a librarian.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading I don’t see the face of a librarian.

foreheadnounUS /ˈfɔːrhed/

the part of the face above the eyes

From this reading There is no smooth, high, white forehead.

Francisco

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading There is no smooth, high, white forehead.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There is no smooth, high, white forehead.

librariannounUS /laɪˈbreriːən/

a professional person trained in library science and engaged in library services

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Do I look like one?

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Do I look like one?

mirrornounUS /ˈmɪrər/

polished surface that forms images by reflecting light

From this reading I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There is no smooth, high, white forehead.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Do I look like one?

San

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I don’t see the face of a librarian.

smoothadjectiveUS /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading There is no smooth, high, white forehead.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I am now librarian of the *San Francisco Call*.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is no smooth, high, white forehead.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading I turn my chair so I can look in the mirror.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading There is no smooth, high, white forehead.

Chapter 2 of You can't win by Jack Black holds 94 sentences, grouped into 19 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 94 sentences of You can't win, unabridged, divided into 19 reading sections.

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