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You can't win

Chapter III

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I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.
On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.
Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.
I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.
Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.
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You can't win

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of You can't win is here in full — 114 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.
/aɪ wɑːz ə ˈprɑːbləm tuː maɪ ˈfɑːðər ˈrʌnɪŋ luːs əˈbaʊt ðə hoʊˈtel waɪl hiː wɑːz æt wɜːrk ənd ˈfaɪnəli hiː tʊk miː tuː ə ˈkæθlɪk skuːl wʌn ˈhʌndrəd maɪlz əˈweɪ/
Line 2
On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.
/ɑːn ðæt ʃɔːrt trɪp maɪ ˈfɑːðər ənd aɪ ɡɑːt tuː biː ɡʊd frendz ənd aɪ θɪŋk aɪ wɑːz ˈkloʊsər tuː hɪm ðæt deɪ ðæn ɑːn ˈeni ˈʌðər ʌv ˈaʊər lɪvz/
Line 3
Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.
/ˈfɑːðər left ðæt ˈiːvnɪŋ ənd toʊld miː tuː biː ɡʊd maɪnd ðə ˈsɪstərz ənd ˈstʌdi hɑːrd/
Line 4
I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.
/aɪ fel ˈɪntuː maɪ ɡruːv ɪn ðə skuːl wɪð ˈʌðər bɔɪz ʌv maɪ eɪdʒ/
Line 5
Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.
/ˈaʊər deɪz wɜːr pæst ˈplezəntli wɪð ˈaʊər smɔːl ˈstʌdiz ˈmeni prerz ənd ˈdeɪli əˈtendəns æt mæs/

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attendance noun US /əˈtendəns/

the act of being present (at a meeting or event etc.)

From this reading “Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.”

Catholic adjective US /ˈkæθlɪk/

of or relating to or supporting Catholicism

From this reading “I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.”

closer adverb US /ˈkloʊsər/

(comparative of “near” or “close”) within a shorter distance

From this reading “On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.”

groove noun US /ɡruːv/

a long narrow furrow cut either by a natural process (such as erosion) or by a tool (as e.g. a groove in a phonograph record)

From this reading “I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.”

pleasantly adverb US /ˈplezəntli/

in a cheerful manner

From this reading “Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.”

prayers noun US /prerz/

plural of “prayer” — the act of communicating with a deity (especially as a petition or in adoration or contrition or thanksgiving)

From this reading “Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.”

problem noun US /ˈprɑːbləm/

a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading “I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.”

studies noun US /ˈstʌdiz/

plural of “study” — a detailed critical inspection

From this reading “Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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hundred miles noun + noun counted as “hundred mile”

In this reading “I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.”

passed pleasantly verb + particle counted as “pass pleasantly”

In this reading “Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.”

fell into verb + particle

In this reading “I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.”

short trip adjective + noun

In this reading “On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.”

good friends adjective + noun counted as “good friend”

In this reading “On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.”

other boys adjective + noun counted as “other boy”

In this reading “I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

attendancenounUS /əˈtendəns/

the act of being present (at a meeting or event etc.)

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.

CatholicadjectiveUS /ˈkæθlɪk/

of or relating to or supporting Catholicism

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

closeradverbUS /ˈkloʊsər/

(comparative of “near” or “close”) within a shorter distance

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

groovenounUS /ɡruːv/

a long narrow furrow cut either by a natural process (such as erosion) or by a tool (as e.g. a groove in a phonograph record)

From this reading I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

hotelnounUS /hoʊˈtel/

a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.

livesnounUS /lɪvz/

plural of “life” — a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

looseadjectiveUS /luːs/

not compact or dense in structure or arrangement

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

massnounUS /mæs/

the property of a body that causes it to have weight in a gravitational field

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

pleasantlyadverbUS /ˈplezəntli/

in a cheerful manner

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

prayersnounUS /prerz/

plural of “prayer” — the act of communicating with a deity (especially as a petition or in adoration or contrition or thanksgiving)

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

problemnounUS /ˈprɑːbləm/

a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

runningadjectiveUS /ˈrʌnɪŋ/

(of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

SistersnounUS /ˈsɪstərz/

plural of “sister” — a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

studiesnounUS /ˈstʌdiz/

plural of “study” — a detailed critical inspection

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

studynounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading Father left that evening and told me to be good, mind the Sisters, and study hard.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

tripnounUS /trɪp/

a journey for some purpose (usually including the return)

From this reading On that short trip my father and I got to be good friends, and I think I was closer to him that day than on any other of our lives.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Our days were passed pleasantly with our small studies, many prayers, and daily attendance at mass.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I fell into my groove in the school with other boys of my age.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading I was a problem to my father, running loose about the hotel while he was at work, and finally he took me to a Catholic school one hundred miles away.

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