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You can't win

Chapter VII

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As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.
He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.
Go back to your job in the morning if you like.”
Those were his last words to me.
They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.
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You can't win

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of You can't win is here in full — 332 sentences across 67 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/66 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.
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He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.
Line 3
Go back to your job in the morning if you like.”
/ɡoʊ bæk tuː jɔːr dʒɑːb ɪn ðə ˈmɔːrnɪŋ ɪf juː laɪk/
Line 4
Those were his last words to me.
/ðoʊz wɜːr hɪz læst wɜːrdz tuː miː/
Line 5
They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.
/ðeɪ wɜːr kaɪnd ənd aɪ hæv ˈɔːlweɪz rɪˈmembərd ðem ənd ðer rɪŋ ʌv fəˈtælɪti/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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arrest verb US /ərˈest/

take into custody

From this reading “As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.”

boarding noun US /ˈbɔːrdɪŋ/

the act of passengers and crew getting aboard a ship or aircraft

From this reading “As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.”

cigar noun US /sɪˈɡɑːr/

a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading “As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.”

collecting noun US /kəˈlektɪŋ/

the act of gathering something together

From this reading “As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.”

comment noun US /ˈkɑːment/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading “He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.”

fatality noun US /fəˈtælɪti/

a death resulting from an accident or a disaster

From this reading “They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.”

hinder verb US /ˈhɪndər/

be a hindrance or obstacle to

From this reading “He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.”

milkman noun US /ˈmɪlkmæn/

someone who delivers milk

From this reading “As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

boarding house noun + noun

a private house that provides accommodations and meals for paying guests

In this reading “As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.”

cigar store noun + noun

In this reading “As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.”

whole story adjective + noun

In this reading “As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.”

without comment preposition + noun

In this reading “He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.”

last words adjective + noun

In this reading “Those were his last words to me.”

Go back verb + particle

belong to an earlier time

In this reading “Go back to your job in the morning if you like.””

in the morning preposition + article + noun counted as “in … morning”

In this reading “Go back to your job in the morning if you like.””

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alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

arrestverbUS /ərˈest/

take into custody

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Go back to your job in the morning if you like.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

boardingnounUS /ˈbɔːrdɪŋ/

the act of passengers and crew getting aboard a ship or aircraft

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

cigarnounUS /sɪˈɡɑːr/

a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

collectingnounUS /kəˈlektɪŋ/

the act of gathering something together

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

commentnounUS /ˈkɑːment/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

fatalitynounUS /fəˈtælɪti/

a death resulting from an accident or a disaster

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

GoverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Go back to your job in the morning if you like.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

hinderverbUS /ˈhɪndər/

be a hindrance or obstacle to

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Those were his last words to me.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Go back to your job in the morning if you like.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

Julia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Those were his last words to me.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Go back to your job in the morning if you like.”

listenedverbUS /ˈlɪsənd/

past form of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Those were his last words to me.

milkmannounUS /ˈmɪlkmæn/

someone who delivers milk

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Go back to your job in the morning if you like.”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

rememberedverbUS /rɪˈmembərd/

past form of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

rescueverbUS /ˈreskjuː/

free from harm or evil

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

ringverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

storenounUS /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They were kind, and I have always remembered them and their ring of fatality.

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Those were his last words to me.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Those were his last words to me.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading As we walked to our boarding house I told my father the whole story of my job in the cigar store, my collecting for the milkman, my arrest, and our rescue of Julia.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Those were his last words to me.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He listened without comment, and when I was done, said: “Well, John, you’ll be what you’ll be, and I cannot help or hinder you.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Go back to your job in the morning if you like.”

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