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Chapter XVII

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Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.
I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.
I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.
He advised me to stay away from New York.
“It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.
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You can't win

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of You can't win is here in full — 214 sentences across 43 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/42 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.
/ˈsʌmər keɪm ənd ðə ˈmemərəbəl wɜːrldz fer/
Line 2
I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.
/aɪ sɔː ɪt ɔːl bʌt ɪt pʊt æn ˈɑːfəl dent ɪn maɪ ˈbæŋkroʊl ənd ˈwɪntər wɑːz ˈkʌmɪŋ/
Line 3
I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.
/aɪ hɜːrd ˈwʌndərfəl teɪlz ʌv nuː jɔːrk ˈsɪti ənd ɪts ˌɑːpərˈtuːnətiz toʊld baɪ ðə hɑːp ˈsmoʊkərz ɪn ˌkæləˈfɔːrnjə dʒæks ənd hæd ˈɔːlmoʊst meɪd ʌp maɪ maɪnd tuː ɡoʊ ðer fɔːr ðə ˈwɪntər wen aɪ met æn ˌɪnˈtelədʒənt jʌŋ tʃæp huː nuː ɔːl əˈbaʊt ɪt/
Line 4
He advised me to stay away from New York.
/hiː ædˈvaɪzd miː tuː steɪ əˈweɪ frʌm nuː jɔːrk/
Line 5
“It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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bankroll noun US /ˈbæŋkroʊl/

a roll of currency notes (often taken as the resources of a person or business etc.)

From this reading “I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.”

dent noun US /dent/

an appreciable consequence (especially a lessening)

From this reading “I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.”

hop verb US /hɑːp/

jump lightly

From this reading “I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.”

Jack's noun US /dʒæks/

possessive form of “jack” — a small worthless amount

memorable adjective US /ˈmemərəbəl/

worth remembering

From this reading “Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.”

outsider noun US /ˌaʊtˈsaɪ.dər/

A person who does not belong to a particular group or community; a stranger.

From this reading ““It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.”

smokers noun US /ˈsmoʊkərz/

plural of “smoker” — a person who smokes tobacco

From this reading “I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.”

toughest adjective US /ˈtʌfəst/

superlative of “tough” — not given to gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading ““It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.”

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young chap adjective + noun

In this reading “I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.”

wonderful tales adjective + noun counted as “wonderful tale”

In this reading “I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.”

stay away verb + particle

stay clear of, avoid

In this reading “He advised me to stay away from New York.”

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

advisedadjectiveUS /ædˈvaɪzd/

having the benefit of careful prior consideration or counsel

From this reading He advised me to stay away from New York.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading He advised me to stay away from New York.

awfuladjectiveUS /ˈɑːfəl/

exceptionally bad or displeasing

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

bankrollnounUS /ˈbæŋkroʊl/

a roll of currency notes (often taken as the resources of a person or business etc.)

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

CalifornianounUS /ˌkæləˈfɔːrnjə/

a state in the western United States on the Pacific; the 3rd largest state; known for earthquakes

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.

chapnounUS /tʃæp/

a boy or man

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

CitynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

dentnounUS /dent/

an appreciable consequence (especially a lessening)

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

FairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading He advised me to stay away from New York.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He advised me to stay away from New York.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

hopverbUS /hɑːp/

jump lightly

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

intelligentadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtelədʒənt/

having the capacity for thought and reason especially to a high degree

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

It's

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From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

Jack'snounUS /dʒæks/

possessive form of “jack” — a small worthless amount

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He advised me to stay away from New York.

memorableadjectiveUS /ˈmemərəbəl/

worth remembering

From this reading Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

opportunitiesnounUS /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnətiz/

plural of “opportunity” — a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

outsidernounUS /ˌaʊtˈsaɪ.dər/

A person who does not belong to a particular group or community; a stranger.

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

questionsnounUS /ˈkwestʃənz/

plural of “question” — an instance of questioning

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

smokersnounUS /ˈsmoʊkərz/

plural of “smoker” — a person who smokes tobacco

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading He advised me to stay away from New York.

SummernounUS /ˈsʌmər/

the warmest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox

From this reading Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.

talesnounUS /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

toughestadjectiveUS /ˈtʌfəst/

superlative of “tough” — not given to gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading “It’s the toughest town in the United States for an outsider to get by in,” he said in answer to my questions.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

winternounUS /ˈwɪntər/

the coldest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the winter solstice to the vernal equinox

From this reading I saw it all, but it put an awful dent in my bankroll and winter was coming.

wonderfuladjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərfəl/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

World'snounUS /wɜːrldz/

possessive form of “world” — everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Summer came and the memorable World’s Fair.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading I heard wonderful tales of New York City and its opportunities, told by the hop smokers in California Jack’s, and had almost made up my mind to go there for the winter when I met an intelligent young chap who knew all about it.

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