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You can't win

Chapter XXIV

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My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.
About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.
I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.
Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.
Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.
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You can't win

Chapter XXIV

Chapter 24 of You can't win is here in full — 365 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/73 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.
/maɪ fɜːrst fjuː mʌnθs ɪn ðə ˈkaʊnti dʒeɪl wɜːr pʊt ɪn hɑːrd ɪˈnʌf/
Line 2
About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.
Line 3
I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.
/aɪ kept kloʊs træk ʌv hɜːr θruː frendz ənd lɜːrnd ðæt hɜːr ˈpʌnɪʃmənt bɪˈɡæn ðə deɪ ʃiː ɡɑːt bæk tuː ˈkænədə/
Line 4
Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.
/hɜːr ɡɜːrlz left hɜːr ɪˈstæblɪʃmənt wen ðeɪ sɔː hɜːr tɜːrn ˈkɑːpər hɜːr frendz ɪn ðə ˈtendərlɔɪn ʃʌnd hɜːr æz ɪf ʃiː hæd ðə ˈleprəsi/
Line 5
Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.
/ˈfaɪndɪŋ hərˈself kæst aʊt baɪ ðiːz ˈaʊtkæsts ʃiː ˈɡæðərd ʌp wʌt ʃiː kʊd ənd dʒɔɪnd ðə ɡoʊld rʌʃ tuː əˈlæskə/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Alaska noun US /əˈlæskə/

a state in northwestern North America; the 49th state admitted to the union

From this reading “Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.”

Canada noun US /ˈkænədə/

a nation in northern North America; the French were the first Europeans to settle in mainland Canada

From this reading “I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.”

copper noun US /ˈkɑːpər/

a ductile malleable reddish-brown corrosion-resistant diamagnetic metallic element; occurs in various minerals but is the only metal that occurs abundantly in large masses; used as an electrical and thermal conductor

From this reading “Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.”

jail noun US /dʒeɪl/

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading “My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.”

leprosy noun US /ˈleprəsi/

chronic granulomatous communicable disease occurring in tropical and subtropical regions; characterized by inflamed nodules beneath the skin and wasting of body parts; caused by the bacillus Mycobacterium leprae

From this reading “Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.”

outcasts noun US /ˈaʊtkæsts/

plural of “outcast” — a person who is rejected (from society or home)

From this reading “Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.”

shunned verb US /ʃʌnd/

inflected form of “shun” — avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of

From this reading “Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.”

Tenderloin noun US /ˈtendərlɔɪn/

a city district known for its vice and high crime rate

From this reading “Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

county jail noun + noun

In this reading “My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.”

few months adjective + noun counted as “few month”

In this reading “My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.”

hard enough adjective + noun

In this reading “My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.”

got back verb + particle counted as “get back”

recover something or somebody that appeared to be lost

In this reading “I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.”

cast out verb + adjective

expel from a community or group

In this reading “Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.”

in the county preposition + article + noun counted as “in … county”

In this reading “My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.”

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AboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

AlaskanounUS /əˈlæskə/

a state in northwestern North America; the 49th state admitted to the union

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

Annie

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From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

CanadanounUS /ˈkænədə/

a nation in northern North America; the French were the first Europeans to settle in mainland Canada

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

castverbUS /kæst/

put or send forth

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

coppernounUS /ˈkɑːpər/

a ductile malleable reddish-brown corrosion-resistant diamagnetic metallic element; occurs in various minerals but is the only metal that occurs abundantly in large masses; used as an electrical and thermal conductor

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

establishmentnounUS /ɪˈstæblɪʃmənt/

the act of forming or establishing something

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

FindingnounUS /ˈfaɪndɪŋ/

the act of determining the properties of something, usually by research or calculation

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

gatheredadjectiveUS /ˈɡæðərd/

brought together in one place

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

goldnounUS /ɡoʊld/

coins made of gold

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

hatenounUS /heɪt/

the emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

IrishnounUS /ˈaɪrɪʃ/

people of Ireland or of Irish extraction

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

jailnounUS /dʒeɪl/

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

joinedadjectiveUS /dʒɔɪnd/

of or relating to two people who are married to each other

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

leprosynounUS /ˈleprəsi/

chronic granulomatous communicable disease occurring in tropical and subtropical regions; characterized by inflamed nodules beneath the skin and wasting of body parts; caused by the bacillus Mycobacterium leprae

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

monthsnounUS /mʌnθs/

plural of “month” — one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

outcastsnounUS /ˈaʊtkæsts/

plural of “outcast” — a person who is rejected (from society or home)

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

planverbUS /plæn/

have the will and intention to carry out some action

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

punishmentnounUS /ˈpʌnɪʃmənt/

the act of punishing

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

revengenounUS /riˈvendʒ/

action taken in return for an injury or offense

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

rushverbUS /rʌʃ/

move hurridly

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

shunnedverbUS /ʃʌnd/

inflected form of “shun” — avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

TenderloinnounUS /ˈtendərlɔɪn/

a city district known for its vice and high crime rate

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

tracknounUS /træk/

a line or route along which something travels or moves

From this reading I kept close track of her through friends and learned that her punishment began the day she got back to Canada.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

waysnounUS /weɪz/

structure consisting of a sloping way down to the water from the place where ships are built or repaired

From this reading About all I did was hate Irish Annie, and plan ways and means to revenge myself on her.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading My first few months in the county jail were put in hard enough.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Finding herself cast out by these outcasts, she gathered up what she could and joined the gold rush to Alaska.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Her girls left her establishment when they saw her turn copper; her friends in the Tenderloin shunned her as if she had the leprosy.

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