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You Know Me Al: A Busher's Letters
You Know Me Al: A Busher's Letters

Chapter I

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FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.
Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.
You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.
I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.
For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.
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You Know Me Al: A Busher's Letters

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of You Know Me Al: A Busher's Letters is here in full — 558 sentences across 112 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/111 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.
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Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.
/bɪˈliːv miː æl ɪt kʌmz æz ə sərˈpraɪz tuː miː ənd aɪ bet ɪt dɪd tuː ɔːl juː ɡʊd oʊld pælz daʊn hoʊm/
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You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.
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I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.
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For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Americans noun US /əˈmerəkənz/

plural of “american” — a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading “You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.”

bet verb US /bet/

maintain with or as if with a bet

From this reading “Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.”

Chicago noun US /ʃəˈkɑːɡoʊ/

largest city in Illinois; a bustling Great Lakes port that extends 26 miles along the southwestern shoreline of Lake Michigan

From this reading “You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.”

feather verb US /ˈfeðər/

join tongue and groove, in carpentry

From this reading “You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.”

knocked verb US /nɑːkt/

past form of “knock” — deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading “You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.”

pal noun US /pæl/

a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading “FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.”

pals noun US /pælz/

plural of “pal” — a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading “Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.”

sold adjective US /soʊld/

disposed of to a purchaser

From this reading “FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

five minutes noun + noun

In this reading “For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.”

old pal adjective + noun

In this reading “FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.”

old man adjective + noun

a man who is very old

In this reading “You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.”

say a word verb + article + noun counted as “say … word”

In this reading “For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.”

come up verb + adjective

bring forth, usually something desirable

In this reading “You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.”

For five preposition + noun

In this reading “For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.”

All words in this reading · 66

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

ALnounUS /æl/

a silvery ductile metallic element found primarily in bauxite

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

AmericansnounUS /əˈmerəkənz/

plural of “american” — a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

BelieveverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

betverbUS /bet/

maintain with or as if with a bet

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

ChicagonounUS /ʃəˈkɑːɡoʊ/

largest city in Illinois; a bustling Great Lakes port that extends 26 miles along the southwestern shoreline of Lake Michigan

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

dum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

featherverbUS /ˈfeðər/

join tongue and groove, in carpentry

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

FRIENDnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

JacknounUS /dʒæk/

a small worthless amount

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

knockedverbUS /nɑːkt/

past form of “knock” — deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

palnounUS /pæl/

a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

palsnounUS /pælz/

plural of “pal” — a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

soldadjectiveUS /soʊld/

disposed of to a purchaser

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

Sox

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

surprisenounUS /sərˈpraɪz/

the astonishment you feel when something totally unexpected happens to you

From this reading Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

WhitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You could of knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading For five minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I been sold to the White Sox.

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Friend
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