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You Never Can Tell

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of You Never Can Tell is here in full — 286 sentences across 58 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PHILIP (anticipating him).
Our appearance?
DOLLY.
Our manners?
VALENTINE (ad misericordiam).
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You Never Can Tell

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of You Never Can Tell is here in full — 286 sentences across 58 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/57 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
PHILIP (anticipating him).
/ˈfɪləp ænˈtɪsəpeɪtɪŋ hɪm/
Line 2
Our appearance?
/ˈaʊər əˈpɪrəns/
Line 3
DOLLY.
/ˈdɑːli/
Line 4
Our manners?
/ˈaʊər ˈmænərz/
Line 5
VALENTINE (ad misericordiam).

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anticipating verb US /ænˈtɪsəpeɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “anticipate” — regard something as probable or likely

From this reading “PHILIP (anticipating him).”

appearance noun US /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading “Our appearance?”

dolly noun US /ˈdɑːli/

conveyance consisting of a wheeled support on which a camera can be mounted

From this reading “DOLLY.”

manners noun US /ˈmænərz/

social deportment

From this reading “Our manners?”

philip noun US /ˈfɪləp/

Englishman and husband of Elizabeth II (born 1921)

From this reading “PHILIP (anticipating him).”

valentine noun US /ˈvæləntaɪn/

a sweetheart chosen to receive a greeting on Saint Valentine's Day

From this reading “VALENTINE (ad misericordiam).”

All words in this reading · 10

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adnounUS /æd/

a public promotion of some product or service

From this reading VALENTINE (ad misericordiam).

anticipatingverbUS /ænˈtɪsəpeɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “anticipate” — regard something as probable or likely

From this reading PHILIP (anticipating him).

appearancenounUS /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading Our appearance?

DOLLYnounUS /ˈdɑːli/

conveyance consisting of a wheeled support on which a camera can be mounted

From this reading DOLLY.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading PHILIP (anticipating him).

mannersnounUS /ˈmænərz/

social deportment

From this reading Our manners?

misericordiam

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading VALENTINE (ad misericordiam).

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Our appearance?

PHILIPnounUS /ˈfɪləp/

Englishman and husband of Elizabeth II (born 1921)

From this reading PHILIP (anticipating him).

VALENTINEnounUS /ˈvæləntaɪn/

a sweetheart chosen to receive a greeting on Saint Valentine's Day

From this reading VALENTINE (ad misericordiam).

Chapter 1 of You Never Can Tell by Bernard Shaw holds 286 sentences, grouped into 58 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of You Never Can Tell contain?

Chapter 1 holds 286 sentences of You Never Can Tell, unabridged, divided into 58 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of You Never Can Tell by Bernard Shaw exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 286 sentences, grouped into 58 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of You Never Can Tell?

Work through the 58 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Questions about reading You Never Can Tell

Common questions about reading You Never Can Tell by Bernard Shaw on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of You Never Can Tell?

Yes. All 1127 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #2175 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #2175, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does You Never Can Tell take to read?

About 93 minutes of reading across 226 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in You Never Can Tell

Words and structures a reader meets early in You Never Can Tell, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Philip
A word that appears in the opening chapter of You Never Can Tell; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Anticipating
A word that appears in the opening chapter of You Never Can Tell; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Appearance
A word that appears in the opening chapter of You Never Can Tell; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Dolly
A word that appears in the opening chapter of You Never Can Tell; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.