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You Never Can Tell

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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(The conversation drops.
Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.
Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.
Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.
Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.
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You Never Can Tell

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of You Never Can Tell is here in full — 284 sentences across 57 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/56 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
(The conversation drops.
/ðə ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən drɑːps/
Line 2
Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.
Line 3
Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.
Line 4
Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.
/ðʌs ˈkætʃɪŋ wʌn əˈnʌðər ɔːl raʊnd ðeɪ ɔːl lʊk æt ˈnʌθɪŋ ənd ɑːr kwaɪt æt ə lɔːs/
Line 5
Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

catching noun US /ˈkætʃɪŋ/

(baseball) playing the position of catcher on a baseball team

From this reading “Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.”

Dolly noun US /ˈdɑːli/

conveyance consisting of a wheeled support on which a camera can be mounted

From this reading “Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.”

drops noun US /drɑːps/

plural of “drop” — a shape that is spherical and small

From this reading “(The conversation drops.”

instantly adverb US /ˈɪnstəntli/

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

From this reading “Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.”

loss noun US /lɔːs/

something that is lost

From this reading “Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.”

Philip noun US /ˈfɪləp/

Englishman and husband of Elizabeth II (born 1921)

From this reading “Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.”

unequal adjective US /əˈniːkwəl/

poorly balanced or matched in quantity or value or measure

From this reading “Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.”

Valentine noun US /ˈvæləntaɪn/

a sweetheart chosen to receive a greeting on Saint Valentine's Day

From this reading “Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

another's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

catchverbUS /kætʃ/

discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

catchingnounUS /ˈkætʃɪŋ/

(baseball) playing the position of catcher on a baseball team

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading (The conversation drops.

Crampton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.

disconcertedadjective

having self-possession upset; thrown into confusion

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

DollynounUS /ˈdɑːli/

conveyance consisting of a wheeled support on which a camera can be mounted

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

dropsnounUS /drɑːps/

plural of “drop” — a shape that is spherical and small

From this reading (The conversation drops.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

Gloria

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.

instantlyadverbUS /ˈɪnstəntli/

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.

lossnounUS /lɔːs/

something that is lost

From this reading Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

PhilipnounUS /ˈfɪləp/

Englishman and husband of Elizabeth II (born 1921)

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading (The conversation drops.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

ThusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Thus, catching one another all round, they all look at nothing and are quite at a loss.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

unequaladjectiveUS /əˈniːkwəl/

poorly balanced or matched in quantity or value or measure

From this reading Valentine and Philip, unequal to the occasion, look away from them at one another, and are instantly so disconcerted by catching one another's eye, that they look back again and catch the eyes of Gloria and Dolly.

ValentinenounUS /ˈvæləntaɪn/

a sweetheart chosen to receive a greeting on Saint Valentine's Day

From this reading Gloria and Dolly look at one another; then at Valentine and Philip.

waitingnounUS /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading Crampton looks about him, waiting for them to begin.

Chapter 2 of You Never Can Tell by Bernard Shaw holds 284 sentences, grouped into 57 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Philip
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Anticipating
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Appearance
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Dolly
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