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Zeritsky's Law

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Zeritsky's Law is here in full — 118 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?
Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.
Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.
It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.
We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Zeritsky's Law

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Zeritsky's Law is here in full — 118 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?
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Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.
/ˈsʌmbɑːdi ˈsʌmdeɪ wɪl meɪk ə ˈstʌdi ʌv ðə ˈɪnfluːəns ʌv ˈænəməlz ɑːn ˈhɪstəri/
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Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.
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It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.
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We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?”

definitely adverb US /ˈdefənətli/

without question and beyond doubt

From this reading “It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.”

experiences noun US /ɪkˈspɪriənsɪz/

plural of “experience” — the accumulation of knowledge or skill that results from direct participation in events or activities

From this reading “It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.”

files noun US /faɪlz/

plural of “file” — a set of related records (either written or electronic) kept together

From this reading “We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.”

Graham's noun US /ˈɡreɪəmz/

possessive form of “graham” — United States evangelical preacher famous as a mass evangelist (born in 1918)

From this reading “Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.”

included adjective US /ˌɪnˈkluːdəd/

enclosed in the same envelope or package

From this reading “Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.”

newspapers noun US /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading “We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.”

someday adverb US /ˈsʌmdeɪ/

some unspecified time in the future

From this reading “Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

go back verb + particle

belong to an earlier time

In this reading “We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.”

much easier adverb + adjective counted as “much easy”

In this reading “Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?”

files of verb + particle counted as “file of”

In this reading “We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.”

All words in this reading · 73

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1950

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

AlthoughconjunctionUS /ˌɔːlˈðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

Angeles

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

animalsnounUS /ˈænəməlz/

plural of “animal” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

botherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

buildingnounUS /ˈbɪldɪŋ/

a structure that has a roof and walls and stands more or less permanently in one place

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

catnounUS /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

certainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

cownounUS /kaʊ/

female of domestic cattle: "“moo-cow” is a child's term"

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

definitelyadverbUS /ˈdefənətli/

without question and beyond doubt

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

easieradjectiveUS /ˈiːziər/

comparative of “easy” — posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

establishedadjectiveUS /ɪˈstæblɪʃt/

brought about or set up or accepted; especially long established

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

experiencesnounUS /ɪkˈspɪriənsɪz/

plural of “experience” — the accumulation of knowledge or skill that results from direct participation in events or activities

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

famousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

filesnounUS /faɪlz/

plural of “file” — a set of related records (either written or electronic) kept together

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

Graham'snounUS /ˈɡreɪəmz/

possessive form of “graham” — United States evangelical preacher famous as a mass evangelist (born in 1918)

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

includedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkluːdəd/

enclosed in the same envelope or package

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

influencenounUS /ˈɪnfluːəns/

a power to affect persons or events especially power based on prestige etc

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

LawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

lednounUS /led/

diode such that light emitted at a p-n junction is proportional to the bias current; color depends on the material used

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

Los

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

machinenounUS /məˈʃiːn/

any mechanical or electrical device that transmits or modifies energy to perform or assist in the performance of human tasks

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

newspapersnounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

O'Leary's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

passagenounUS /ˈpæsədʒ/

the act of passing from one state or place to the next

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

quick-frozenadjective

(used of foods) preserved by freezing sufficiently rapidly to retain flavor and nutritional value

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

SomebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

somedayadverbUS /ˈsʌmdeɪ/

some unspecified time in the future

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

studynounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Although not as famous as Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Mrs. Graham's cat should certainly be included in any such study.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We must go back to the files of the Los Angeles newspapers for 1950 to find the story.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Somebody someday will make a study of the influence of animals on history.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Why bother building a time machine when there's something much easier to find right in your own kitchen?

Zeritsky's

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From this reading It has now been definitely established that the experiences of this cat led to the idea of quick-frozen people, which, in turn, led to the passage of Zeritsky's Law.

Chapter 1 of Zeritsky's Law by Ann Warren Griffith holds 118 sentences, grouped into 24 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Zeritsky's Law contain?

Chapter 1 holds 118 sentences of Zeritsky's Law, unabridged, divided into 24 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Zeritsky's Law by Ann Warren Griffith exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 118 sentences, grouped into 24 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Zeritsky's Law

Words and structures a reader meets early in Zeritsky's Law, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Bother
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Building
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Machine
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There's
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Zeritsky's Law; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.