The Philosopher's Joke
The Philosopher's Joke by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome is available here as the complete public-domain text, split into 79 reading sections of 5 sentences, each with audio and tap-to-define vocabulary.
The Philosopher's Joke by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome. Complete public-domain text from Project Gutenberg eBook #868.
This edition of The Philosopher's Joke by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome carries the complete text of Project Gutenberg eBook #868, divided into 2 chapters and 79 reading sections of 5 sentences each. Every sentence of the source is kept, and each chapter records which sentences cover which part of the story. Any word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry, and each section carries a contextual illustration generated from the passage itself.
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The Philosopher's Joke is presented in 2 chapters, each split into sections of 5 sentences for steady reading.
Rather than presenting The Philosopher's Joke as unbroken pages, the text is grouped into 79 sections of 5 sentences each. A section is short enough to hold in mind at once, which suits a reader working in a second language or returning to a long work in short sittings. The 2 chapters follow the divisions of the source edition, and each section carries a contextual illustration drawn from the passage it accompanies rather than a stock image.
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Is this the complete text of The Philosopher's Joke?
Yes. All 391 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #868 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.
Which edition of The Philosopher's Joke is used?
Project Gutenberg eBook #868, a public-domain edition. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.
How long does The Philosopher's Joke take to read?
About 32 minutes of reading across 79 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.
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Vocabulary met early in The Philosopher's Joke
Words and structures a reader meets early in The Philosopher's Joke, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.
- Philosopher's
- A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Philosopher's Joke; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
- Jerome
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- Author
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- Kelver
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The Philosopher's Joke
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