The Worst Joke in the World
The Worst Joke in the World by Elisabeth Sanxay Holding is available here as the complete text, split into 119 reading sections of 5 sentences, each with audio and tap-to-define vocabulary.
The Worst Joke in the World by Elisabeth Sanxay Holding. Complete source text from Project Gutenberg eBook #67373.
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The Worst Joke in the World
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This edition of The Worst Joke in the World by Elisabeth Sanxay Holding carries the complete text of Project Gutenberg eBook #67373, divided into 1 chapters and 119 reading sections of 5 sentences each. Every sentence of the source is kept, and each chapter records which sentences cover which part of the story. Any word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.
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The complete text of The Worst Joke in the World is here, taken from Project Gutenberg eBook #67373 and divided into 119 sections.
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How is The Worst Joke in the World divided for reading?
The Worst Joke in the World is presented in 1 chapters, each split into sections of 5 sentences for steady reading.
Rather than presenting The Worst Joke in the World as unbroken pages, the text is grouped into 119 sections of 5 sentences each. A section is short enough to hold in mind at once, which suits a reader working in a second language or returning to a long work in short sittings. The sections are gathered into 1 chapters.
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Every sentence of The Worst Joke in the World can be played aloud, and so can any single word within it. Tapping a word plays it on its own and opens its dictionary entry, with the pronunciation shown in IPA alongside the part of speech and meaning. The reading voice uses United States English. This matters most for a work of this period, where a reader meets vocabulary and turns of phrase that are no longer in daily use and cannot be guessed reliably from spelling alone.
Questions about reading The Worst Joke in the World
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Is this the complete text of The Worst Joke in the World?
Yes. All 593 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #67373 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.
Which edition of The Worst Joke in the World is used?
Project Gutenberg eBook #67373, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.
How long does The Worst Joke in the World take to read?
About 49 minutes of reading across 119 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.
How to read The Worst Joke in the World section by section
How to work through The Worst Joke in the World section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.
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Vocabulary met early in The Worst Joke in the World
Words and structures a reader meets early in The Worst Joke in the World, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.
- Worst
- A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Worst Joke in the World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
- World
- A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Worst Joke in the World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
- Champney
- A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Worst Joke in the World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
- Putting
- A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Worst Joke in the World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.